Valerie Plame: Give Me $1 Billion And I’ll Put An End To Trump’s Twitter Account

On this episode of I did nat zee this coming. This mental giant Valerie Plame is apparently afraid the Trump might rub off and wants to raise one billion dollars to buy a controlling interest in Twitter. To, you guessed it, to silence Trump!

God bless 'Murica people!

Truly what FREEDOM lovers there are in this country, Such reverence to the rights specifically spelled out in the first,ninth,tenth, and fourteenth amendments.

What will they think of next ?

Remember Valerie Plame Wilson? She’s the former CIA agent who got outed by Richard Armitage in the lead up to the Iraq war. She seems to be looking for a return to the media spotlight with her latest scheme to silence President Trump on Twitter. Her plan is to raise $1 billion dollars to buy a controlling share of the social media platform and then kick Trump off. Her GoFundMe page, which has so far raised about $3,000, says this is necessary to prevent nuclear war with North Korea:

Free speech there's no stinking need for free speech!

I wonder why ole Plame here didn't want to buy controlling interest in CNN, and MSNBC and other news organizations making accusations against a nation with far more nukes than North Korea.

Ya know people that country named Russia.

It really is amazing how Trump haters justify just about everything.

I report.

You decide.

Some will inevitably cry.

Let the Hunger games begin

Give me your $$$$, and I'll make him shut up! What a tool this woman is.

Valerie, for your information, President Trump is the Commander-in-Chief. Purchasing Twitter so you can shut him up about North Korea (which he hasn't talked about much in days) isn't going to change that fact. He will still be our Commander-in-Chief, and I, for one, am sooooo glad that he is the man at the helm right now.

Trump is the problem. Fear of Putin/Nazis/KKK is the reaction. Censoring the internet is the solution.

And people would cheer as the shackles are locked in place but they will find nothing comes out.

a reply to: neo96

To all those who wish, send me your money and I too will invest it in some sort of stock. I'll even let you pick the cause!

This woman might be a genius.

probably better idea to offer him a billion dollars to stay of twitter lol and yeah i dont get how she thinks frigging his twitter account will cause ww3

I don't hate the guy, but I do think he'd fare better if he stopped using Twitter. Although everythings off the top of his head when he does speeches, so things might not be that different But does she honestly think its worth spending 1 billion dollars on something so trivial as this? Try and make a better difference with money like that, lady.

$16.96 a share at today's close.

Approximately 738 million shares of Twitter stock outstanding.

Around $12.5B.

Can one of our resident stock experts explain how she will purchase controlling interest with $1B?

a reply to: Djarums

Can one of our resident stock experts explain how she will purchase controlling interest with $1B?

Margin account with leveraging.

Allows buying more stock with less moneies.

Although if the stock takes a dive.

The money is lost, and margin called.

Give me a billion dollars and I will assemble a group of people who believe in the constitution, and run for every seat in Congress and win so we can take our country back , we will call it the American party and base our campaign on what people want , and will be in their contract that if they go against the will of the people who put them there that they will step down.
No agenda accept to be of the people and for the people.

a reply to: neo96

That'll never work. He'll find another way, I know it. She's gonna have to buy the whole internet.

a reply to: underpass61

The Clinton Foundation is worth 2 billion.

There she goes.

So she wants people to give her 1 Billion. Any guesses on what happens to that money if she doesn't quite raise the amount she needs?

a reply to: queenofswords

He will still be our Commander-in-Chief, and I, for one, am sooooo glad that he is the man at the helm right now.

More like a Cabin Boy, fetches things, delivers messages to crew and passengers. Trump is not at the helm of this rudderless ship of fools.

a reply to: ketsuko

The chances of her raising one billion dollars are about equal to the chances of me appointing Bernard Shnitzel as a moderator for ATS.

Although that is a very fair question. When I looked at the page it said $23k had been raised. Where's that going? Do they refund if the goal isn't met like Kickstarter does?

Seems like a win-win to me. She gets a billion dollars, and Trump no longer has to concern himself with how to appear as stupid as possible in 128 characters or less.

a reply to: Dudemo5

But then his haters wouldn't have any material to hate him with.

originally posted by: ketsuko
So she wants people to give her 1 Billion. Any guesses on what happens to that money if she doesn't quite raise the amount she needs?

She'll fund a 501c4 or superpac.

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: Dudemo5

But then his haters wouldn't have any material to hate him with.

Sure they would. This is Trump, after all. He'll go do some roadshow in Des Moines where he claims the country was founded by Transexual Nazis or something.

Oh You mean that 'life force' Twitter™?? It isn't oxygen, turn it off...

People that complain all the time about his tweets probably don't read them. Some days he doesn't tweet at all.

Today he tweeted about signing the Veterans Appeals Improvement & Modernization Act into law; encouraging all Americans to put faith in each other and confidence in our values; suggesting the Senate get rid of the Filibuster Rule; reiterating that he read his statements regarding Charlottesville last night in Phoenix; expressed his love of Phoenix and disapproval of Flake.

That's about it @realDonaldTrump.

The POTUS account is always very professional, presidential, and informative regarding policies and activities happening at the White House with world leaders, dignitaries, etc.

ETA: If you believe the sick MSM, he's always in a Twitter storm! Ha! They're such liars.