Drunk, Injured, and Horny

I am a man on a mission.
I was bleeding profusely from my leg.
Think thar one is patched.
I'm no little bitch. Blood was squirting.
I patched the leaks to my satisfaction.
Now I've got a whopper coming to throw down some sweet lovin".
Wish me luck and keep me in your prayers.
I will persevere.

a reply to: skunkape23

Sounds like my kind of Saturday Night.

I'll have what ever you are drinkin'...

Don't forget to wear protection.

"I will take Bad Weekends for $1000, Alex..."

originally posted by: skunkape23
I am a man on a mission.
I was bleeding profusely from my leg.
Think thar one is patched.
I'm no little bitch. Blood was squirting.
I patched the leaks to my satisfaction.
Now I've got a whopper coming to throw down some sweet lovin".
Wish me luck and keep me in your prayers.
I will persevere.

What is "The Biography of Rip Torn"?

a reply to: skunkape23

Just patch that leg tight first.

Condoms don't have quite the same efficacy if you're spraying blood all over the place.

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.

He had to use the condoms to stop the bleeding.

best of luck. dont spring a leak

originally posted by: rickymouse

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.

He had to use the condoms to stop the bleeding.

Looks like he may have already accomplished the dirty deed as well.

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.

Hazmat suit and a welder''s hood. Check.

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.

Hazmat suit and a welder''s hood. Check.

Bwahahahahaha!! Good job, brother!!

a reply to: skunkape23

Are you talking about a girl, or are you talking about Burger King? But I guess either way at least your excited about something.

a reply to: skunkape23

You win the internet today. Be proud.

Wow. Just wow. Now I understand the single minded complexity of humanity's downfall. People can't change. People don't change. Don't commend this man. He does not deserve any respect. This post is hardly better than internet porn. Shame people.

She smells like a large truck-load of pretty flowers.
My place looks like a murder scene.
I'm trying to get it cleaned up.

Chics dig scars and tattoos !

a reply to: skunkape23

Wait, wait, Is this before or after?!

Wait....didn't you marry someone a few months back ? ...I seem to recall something about some chic from prison , and marrying her In your haunted house ?...is this the same chic ? Same house ? ....maybe I'm confused .

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.

Hazmat suit and a welder''s hood. Check.

What the hell are you doing over there?!

(If you're reading over Skunkape's shoulder right now, and need help, button mash and hit "post" the next time he's typing).




Lol.

originally posted by: apydomis
Wow. Just wow. Now I understand the single minded complexity of humanity's downfall. People can't change. People don't change. Don't commend this man. He does not deserve any respect. This post is hardly better than internet porn. Shame people.

Good god, person... were you hoping for more of the recent Nazi porn?