Red Pill, Blue Pill, Old Pill...oh, you know.

Ahoy-hoy, DrunkenMimeMaster here. Sorta kinda new (I lurked around back in the mists of time aeons ago). I am one of those armchair researchers who tends to get ever-so-annoying. You know, convinced of my own rightness to the point I once argued with a recalcitrant ficus. (The three glasses of Scotch and soda, light on the soda tyvm, might've contributed as well). Former Christian, former pagan, even more former idea in mummy and daddy's mind, I embrace reason and insanity in equal doses - to the point I actually married one. ( Not saying which my wife is, btw.) I tend t disbelieve most theories - Occam's Razor, common sense and a habit of actually checking when something strikes me as fishy tends to filter out what, to me, are the worst offenders. I am a pacifist (gadzooks!), diehard liberal (egads!), staunch supporter of more globalism and less jingoistic nationalism, LGBT supporter ( I'm bi, kids), and the type of guy who would nominate Roddenberry for sainthood, if I believed in faerie tales like Saints. I am also former clergy (hah!) and currently working on a book about a leetle idea I had whilst in the throes of a Fireball lemonade and trying to explain the Templars to m'wife.

I'm not a bad guy, although I suspect i shan't win too many friends here. I disbelieve entirely the idea the moon landing was a hoax, vaccines cause autism, chemtrails are a thing, and New Jersey exists. I think there may be some merit to the idea that the Kennedy assassination was a conspiracy, the Vatican is Single Greatest Secret Society EVAR and David Icke is a Space Lemur. I fully believe Alex Jones is a fraud, Donald Trump is a MGW (Muppet Gone Wrong) and that Steely Dan never actually existed. I am also very strange.

Looking forward to the fun. Let's get cracking, shall we?

a reply to: DrunkenMimeMaster

Welcome. I once took the red pill and the blue pill at the same time and spontaneously combusted-don't ask.

As for the old pill I took it and I can't stop playing Yahtzee and complaining about young people and how computer games are making them criminals. But I digress, welcome to the dark side.

a reply to: DrunkenMimeMaster

Are u taking any mime apprentices at the moment.l?Dead serious question

a reply to: ElOmen

Yes, you must be drunk first. Seriously drunk. We're talking "waking up naked next to a cactus in sunglasses. In Mexico. Wearing a donkey pinata" drunk here. Anything less just won't do.

originally posted by: DrunkenMimeMaster
a reply to: ElOmen

We're talking "waking up naked next to a cactus in sunglasses. In Mexico. Wearing a donkey pinata" drunk here. Anything less just won't do.

Hey i thoight mimes werent supposed to talk

a reply to: ElOmen

Never said I was a mime, just that I'm the master of Drunken ones. Drunken mimery - a more effrective away to chase off one's foes.

a reply to: DrunkenMimeMaster

Hi DMM, and welcome to ATS!

Good to see that you state your opinions as beliefs, rather than facts. That will certainly help in your chosen discussions here.

Have fun!

a reply to: DrunkenMimeMaster

So pour me a shot and lets shut up

Welcome!

And thanks for the entertaining and informative OP.
I look forward to seeing you around!



ETA
Strange can be a good thing

a reply to: DrunkenMimeMaster

Take both pills, it's a trip!

a reply to: DrunkenMimeMaster

The Matrix is bullcrap fantasy sci-fi.

Get a reality check and study game theory.