The Planet's biggest Wanker' s first solo effort. DON'T BUY IT!

Terminal Northern F€ckwit and Dickless looser Liam A/hole Gallagher is releasing a solo album. May it not only fail spectacularly, but also bankrupt and destroy the Twat. Here is also hoping that the moronic mancunian milquetoast gets an incurable case of hemeroids, psoriasis, herpes, and receives massive and righteous kickings every time he steps outside.

I was expecting this to about bono,

so many wankers

a reply to: wheresthebody

He comes in a very close second.

a reply to: wheresthebody

i too had no idea who was going to be the target of this rant-fest - but i approves and poo will be flung at the cockwomble

a reply to: CulturalResilience

Oh I disagree. I find him entertaining.

Still playing the scumbag, drug-addled Manc teenager from scumbag sink estate, even though he's a 44 year old London millionaire.

Something about that I find quite amusing.

Plus he's got a great voice and has done some great stuff with Oasis.

Credit where it's due.

Could have been Sir Bobby Gildof, another class a pompous, look at me I'm the original Bono wanker!!

Is Liam still sporting the uni-brow look?

Sounds like jealousy to me...

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
The Planet's biggest Wanker...

Damn, you fooled me, I thought we were all going to dog pile on DB.

Haha, don't let him get to you.

Summer of '96 was a good one.

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Terminal Northern F€ckwit and Dickless looser Liam A/hole Gallagher is releasing a solo album. May it not only fail spectacularly, but also bankrupt and destroy the Twat. Here is also hoping that the moronic mancunian milquetoast gets an incurable case of hemeroids, psoriasis, herpes, and receives massive and righteous kickings every time he steps outside.

Bit harsh Noel. He's not heavy son, he's your brother.

originally posted by: Raggedyman
Sounds like jealousy to me...

Then I suggest you visit a hearing specialist.

a reply to: ARM1968

Noel Gallagher is a musician that I respect and admire.

a reply to: WUNK22

Him and bono tied for second place.

originally posted by: CJCrawley
a reply to: CulturalResilience

Oh I disagree. I find him entertaining.

Still playing the scumbag, drug-addled Manc teenager from scumbag sink estate, even though he's a 44 year old London millionaire.

Something about that I find quite amusing.

Plus he's got a great voice and has done some great stuff with Oasis.

Credit where it's due.

I find it pitiful and irritating.

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
a reply to: ARM1968

Noel Gallagher is a musician that I respect and admire.

Stop it Noel. Enough. Last saw you at Twickenham supporting U2.

Let Liam do his thing. If it's good he'll fly. If not then he'll crash to earth.

Wall of Glass is a good song - although thinly veiled attack on Noel.

I have a soft spot for Liam ever since I stuck my finger in his belly button pre Saturday night at Knebworth in 1996.

Don't look back in anger.

Liam Gallagher is a see you next Tuesday. I still relish the time that he got a good beating and lost his front teeth, and went around telling everyone it was the Mafia. And then the truth came out...

OASIS lead singer Liam Gallagher was beaten up by a group of estate agents and computer salesmen in a nightclub fracas 17 months ago, not gangsters as was originally claimed, according to Munich police.

Source

a reply to: audubon

A group consisting of one person, that relieved the self-styled rock hard man of his gnashers. I bet the guy that did it hasn't had to pay for a drink since.

a reply to: ignorant_ape

Of all the places to hear someone called a cockwomble - I never thought it would be on ATS and I applaud you!