A law I Found Out About Today.

It is illegal to have drunken sex on the floor in Iceland.











Same in Sainsbury's and ASDA.

a reply to: CulturalResilience

But what if you've fallen off the table?
You're just supposed to stop? 😳

I just couldn't.
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I am sorry officer. I have had a lot of Cont Drinkstable.

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Thats what the trolleys and counters are for .

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Just remember...those big chest freezers may seem like a good idea but once you're inside its nearly impossible to get out!

I'm told.

In Maine, men over the age of 18 are required to bring shotguns to church-
Just in case there's a native American attack.

In Portland Maine, it's illegal to play a violin while walking down the street.

In Nevada, it's illegal to shoot a man in a bathtub..

Go figure...lol

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Get this one, in Berkley California, it is illegal to think for yourself.

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I'm going to guess that playing a violin down the street was once a form of begging, and banned for that reason.
There used to be a by-law obliging London taxi-drivers to carry a load of hay for their horse. I don't know if it has been repealed yet.

Thank God it's only in Iceland because I'd be guilty as charged. I'd probably already be handcuffed before the police arrived.

a reply to: CulturalResilience
I lived in Iceland for a couple of years. From my experience it is worth risking the jail time. Incredible women.

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So, what if you aren't drunk?

Florida
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license. Need a licence for every thing .
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal . But watching you to be sure your only having missionary sex is not . lol
Cape Coral florida
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
Daytona Beach
The molestation of trash cans is banned. Good thing to ! lol
Destin
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
Key West
Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.
Palm Bay
Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles. Ummm well we did get snow in 1885 .
Sarasota is easy on drunk drivers .
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.
Seaside
All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches. Is this the town leave it to beaver lived in ?
Tampa
Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”. well that sucks ( ps who here thinks a good looking naked women are indecent ?
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
well enough for now why we could fill 100000 pages of stupid laws . Ever been to a law library? rows 6 feet high 30 feet long nothing but laws even google doesnt have hard drives big enough to hold all the laws .
And yes YOU area Criminal we all are and as such should be imprisoned tortured raped and murdered not nesserly in that order .
After all you are a criminal and deser this . Or do you?

But what if you're just high and not drunk?

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And yes YOU area Criminal we all are and as such should be imprisoned tortured raped and murdered not nesserly in that order .
After all you are a criminal and deser this . Or do you?

Well that brings the levity level down!

Last time I was called for jury duty was pretty strange.

The assistant district attorney explained that "this is an experimental trial, which the Judge, Defendant, Defendant's Attorney have all agreed to. We will try a civil case in criminal court as a criminal case."

During the dismissal phase of jury selection she asked, "So if there was a law that stated that wearing green socks on Tuesday constitutes murder, and if a prosecutor proved beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant had indeed been wearing green socks on Tuesday, would you have any problem voting for conviction? ... Anybody?"

I looked around and nobody was responding, so I raised my hand and said, "I wouldn't want to have any part in such a trial. Laws can change, capital felony convictions last for life. "

The defense attorney dismissed me rather than the prosecutor!

Thanks for the heads up.
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