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originally posted by: Gothmog
a reply to: MoreInterior
1) Life expectancy is getting longer.
2) Adjust the color on your TV.
originally posted by: Metallicus
My biggest issue is #2...sugar.
originally posted by: MoreInterior
originally posted by: Gothmog
a reply to: MoreInterior
1) Life expectancy is getting longer.
2) Adjust the color on your TV.
Disinfo. Americans' life expectancy is now declining.
www.usatoday.com...
I'm not brainwashed and I'm not adjusting a damned thing.
It's the first decline in more than two decades
unintentional injuries
originally posted by: JustAnotherTarget
originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
The fact there's no diarrhea sounds like a bonus to me. Listen, if you need to evacuate those bowels so badly, I suggest whole psyllium hulls with plenty of warm tap water. Use 2 ply.
What is the matter with you sir
Don't you understand?
You are drinking altered fake lemonade !
Who in the world said I need lemonade to evacuate bowls
Are you just having fun with me or what ?
originally posted by: JustAnotherTarget
Summertime, thirsty, tired of drinking warm tap water, so I cool off in local supermarket and I see Simply Lemonade (subdivision of Minute Maid co. )
Almost 2 L bottle whopping 5 bucks
Nice and cold, I don't usually spend money like that but I was gonna treat myself cause life sucks. I don't smoke or do drugs so I'll buy expensive lemonade.
Go home I start pouring glass after glass and start chugging it.
I notice that while the beverage is OK something isn't right, I take a look at the bottle again and ingredients, looks pretty damn good,
Not from concentrate
Has sugar but also a ton of real lemon juice.
They even threw in lemon pulp
Awesome ....... Right ?
But I don't get it, something in the taste is off.
My eyes glance over listing for calories, proteins, fats, vitamins minerals
ZERO vitamin C
Not a significant source of vitamins
Whaaaat ?
After drinking whole bottle in under 4 minutes, I should have gotten so much vit c I should have gotten diarrhoea
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THAT LEMONADE MAAAANNN !
Those of you who believe that future will be awesome with more technology and all that, you are completely wrong.
I guarantee you future will be even worse than the present for majority of people
The rich, they'll be fine with real lemonade
You and your kids ?
No sorry, your life will suck fake lemons
And just so we are clear. I hate American Government, I hate most American companies, and I hate plenty of American people.
I've built up hate over the years
"Hate is strong with this one"
Call me a hater
I call myself a realist in the mirror.
What more proof do you need.
From fake lemonade to sabotaging and watering down Trump's vision for America at every turn.
What more proof do you need ?
Did CIA and NSA take over production of lemonade now too ?