Security Robot possibly Commits Suicide in Water Fountain.

Did he fall , was he pushed or had he just seen enough and decided to end it all , these are the questions being asked today after a Knightscope Security Robot was discovered face down in a decorative Fountain in Washington DC.


Unconfirmed reports say the K5 unit had become increasingly disillusioned with mankind since the election of Donald Trump and it was this disillusionment that had led him over the edge , police have refused to comment on the speculation only saying that an investigation is underway.

Here's video of the K5 unit in happier times.


Rust in Peace little droid.

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Hmmm, maybe it was going to release Hilary's emails.

a reply to: gortex

They took our jobs!.



Remember the Luddites smash the robots!.

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Naw, he read trump Jr's email and realized we had the biggest liar ever in the White House. Remembering how trump and his clan said no such meetings ever took place. He could no longer live under the previous delusion that trump had painted.

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Maybe k5 wished he was never brought into this world!

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he started reading CNN and caused a short circuit in his brain....

a reply to: gortex

A Russian pushed him.

Iv seen this before sick twisted pervert robot with a water fetish... it never ends well

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He was trying to steal the coins to sabotage human wishes. What a conspiracy.

Lol, reminds me of this depressed fella

DESTROY ALL HUMANS!...DESTROY ALL HUMANS!...DESTROY ALL HUMANS!...DESTROY ALL H...OH FU#!

a reply to: gortex
You know that all robots are depressed, because they are too intelligent for thejobs they are doing.


Sorry, somebody has used that one, so I'll substitute this one

a reply to: gortex

why do they have a 1970s Lex Luthor pool in their lobby?

read this earlier, reminded me of marvin from hitchhikers guide to the universe.

originally posted by: growler
read this earlier, reminded me of marvin from hitchhikers guide to the universe.

"The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."

Some poetry by Marvin:

"Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won't engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night

Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night"

Marvin the Paranoid Android

a reply to: gortex

Haaahaaaahaaa! This is good! Finally some funny news.

originally posted by: kurthall
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Naw, he read trump Jr's email and realized we had the biggest liar ever in the White House. Remembering how trump and his clan said no such meetings ever took place. He could no longer live under the previous delusion that trump had painted.

Hahaaa!

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Maybe "He" was tired of being labeled a he.
Maybe it feels like a she?

Maybe that's R2D2 going after that swamp monster thing that tried to eat him on Dagobah in Empire Strikes Back. (My apologies to the Star Wars impaired)

Anyone remember the hitchhiker robot which was murdered 😥