North Carolina: American Airlines Evacuated Due To Legendary Epic Fart

Maybe the pilots played the "Brown Noise" over the intercom.

originally posted by: lonegurkha
I only have one question......Was this considered a terrorist incident?

Same thing popped into my head. I think i got it figured out. This was indeed a planned terrorist attack, where dozens of cans of mixed beans were involved and a large-sized man. He also had a lighter hidden somewhere, and the actual eruption process of the gas was supposed to happen mid-air, dropping the entire plane to ground in billions of little pieces.

Some here also questioned why no-one claimed responsibility for this act for laughs and fame, well, if the terrorist plot was at some point spotted, the claimer would face very serious criminal charges.

This was a premature detonation.

a reply to: Finspiracy

Splinter terrorist group. . . . ANUSIS!

a reply to: Ghost147

Oh #! My wife's a dude!?!?!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Finspiracy

Splinter terrorist group. . . . ANUSIS!

Now that was funny.

a reply to: infolurker

It is always the silent ones that will get you.

a reply to: infolurker

I'm telling ya man, 5 dolla gas station sushi has its uses.

Go ahead and get the Eel, you deserve it!

originally posted by: rickymouse
What is the world coming to. When they evacuate a plane because someone leaves out a good one, you know that our society has gone overboard.

This is our symbol. We are stronger together. When you see this you know you're in a safe space with friends who don't flatulate

"Hey Doc ! What do you have for a fart induced headache?"

Good thing smoking is no longer allowed on planes,
could you imagine the methane explosion as you lit up !

Great thread !

a reply to: Timely

I can just imagine William Shatner in a plane smelling farts and no one believes him

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

"it's OK ...it was only a fartner."

a reply to: stosh64

I bet you it was the tiny little Asian woman that no one would suspect.

The butt bark of legend!

No one was joking about what crawled up her butt and died because obviously something had.

"Ladies and Gentleman, due to strong wind and flatulence we ask that you remain seated and keep your seat belts fastened until the cabin light is turned off"

originally posted by: carewemust
If this had happened at 30,000 feet, would the plane have made an emergency landing at the closest airport?

They would probably drop the oxygen masks.

SILENT BUTT FOGHORN!

But who did it?

I may have found the evil bottom burping, trouser coughing, rubber lipped duck impersonating culprit :







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a reply to: Bigburgh

I'm a proud farter and this story makes me sad. Women I have known soon learn to carry in their purse a little bottle of anti gas shat and with a eyedropper dispense a few drops into my first bite of burrito so as to have a restful sleep later that night.

I have made 3 passengers in my car, at minus 42, roll down their windows and puke!

I have farted and accidentally shat myself at a McDonald's in every province in Canada except for the north west territories and nunivit!

This person is a coward

There would be no guessing on my flight. I fart loud and proud. Silent but deadly! No I say!

They would of heard my rumble and the squish, squish, proudly walking the isle to leave my underware in the bathroom daring anyone to make eye contact

I am Dave of the farters, shatter of shats

a reply to: Bigburgh

Would love to go out on a night on the town with you mate... but methinks that I will need to find a couple of new filters for my NBC mask from the local army surplus store...

Gimp masks are "erm" the "In" thing apparently cos my neighbour told me... honest!

I shall one day create a thread about my accidental "sharts and their consequences" concerning my sister and a box of laxative chocolates many years ago, but I believe that in another members thread (Rodinus RIP) this can be dug up... (You will need to dig deep mate)

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originally posted by: tayton
I'm a proud farter and this story makes me sad. Women I have known soon learn to carry in their purse a little bottle of anti gas shat and with a eyedropper dispense a few drops into my first bite of burrito so as to have a restful sleep later that night.

I have made 3 passengers in my car, at minus 42, roll down their windows and puke!

I have farted and accidentally shat myself at a McDonald's in every province in Canada except for the north west territories and nunivit!

This person is a coward

There would be no guessing on my flight. I fart loud and proud. Silent but deadly! No I say!

They would of heard my rumble and the squish, squish, proudly walking the isle to leave my underware in the bathroom daring anyone to make eye contact

I am Dave of the farters, shatter of shats