It has happened. The unthinkable. The nightmare has begun.

originally posted by: buckwhizzle
This sounds like something the Marquis De Sade would use.

What kind of sammich is the Marquis De Sade?

I don't care.

Give me three.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't you mean Maraca?

a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

Ooh you should post that choc fudge cake recipe Please!

a reply to: DBCowboy

As long as you're in Atlanta, I know a great place you can eat.
It's a little joint downtown called CNN...Their specialty is their big 'Nothing Burger'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

As long as you're in Atlanta, I know a great place you can eat.
It's a little joint downtown called CNN...Their specialty is their big 'Nothing Burger'.

Sounds like the perfect diet food. Tastes great, less filling!

a reply to: DBCowboy

No booze? Wow that's harsh dude

The rice,chicken and veggies sound good though.There's a lot of low calorie recipes for nice dishes online though,you and wife should google and plan some interesting dishes.Yogurt is quite delicious,fear not

Thing is..one should leave one day of the week for eating what you want,and on those days,have some booze of your liking.And things like butter,have a little bit,just not as much as usual.If one feels too deprived,the diet often fails,you know?

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

As long as you're in Atlanta, I know a great place you can eat.
It's a little joint downtown called CNN...Their specialty is their big 'Nothing Burger'.

Sounds like the perfect diet food. Tastes great, less filling!

Caution: May cause, diarrhea, flatulence, nausea...and vomiting.

a reply to: Bigburgh



LOL

a reply to: DBCowboy

Hang in there! Think of future victory feasts!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Well you didn't say it was like eating Olestra.

I'm sure you will do well throughout your waterboarding, I mean diet.

originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: Bigburgh

You hussy! Why tempt DB with your mouth watering tidbits?

My bad🙄🙄🙄

a reply to: DBCowboy

If the only issue is weight loss, don't go on some crazy diet. Yo-yoing your weight is worse than being over weight.

Quickest way to start dropping pounds is to quit all carbonated drinks, especially soda (even diet ones), and get slaw instead of fries as a side.

a reply to: tadaman

Just popped in to say good luck DB!

Did you happen to cancel your insurance policy? There's more to this story-I can smell it.

a reply to: Bigburgh

Your cruelty knows no bounds does it?
Remind me never to disagree with you on anything.
Poor DB, are you overweight or does your wife just want you to eat "healthier"?

a reply to: Asktheanimals

I promised DB I wouldn't show anybody his picture, but...


Sorry cowboy.

a reply to: Asktheanimals

Oh all right.


DB, I said already that she clearly wants you around for longer than you'd like. Be thankful for that. You must make her laugh as much as i enjoy you making me laugh on a daily bases.

I'm currently 265lbs. Have been for 2 years, But i hide it well..

Portion control my friend. Get a measuring cup... preferably one that measures out to one cup. Keep your protein, greens and something not so bad on starch. Meat, the leaner the better. Greens are good to go. Starches try to keep down... potatoes is a good example.

Salads are good as long as you "Dont drown your food" olive oil and vinegar Good! My favourite Ranch... Bad. Luckily I swapped ranch dressing out for Salsa. Putting mayonnaise in that tuna..... try salsa, it goes farther. Check the suger content though.

Toggle with spices. Substituting butter sucks, but garlic and fresh herbs do taste better in various cases..

Portions portions portions.. get a food scale. Works with pasta too. When I was committed to portions i dropped 50 lbs in 3 1/2 months.

Do you need 20 chicken wings... or will 1/2 dozen satify.
Once your stomache gets acclimated to the portions, you should be ok. Keep some nuts handy. Good luck.🤗








The 2 on the right ( commanders and 7th fleet bosses ).. would you board a Sub or ....
My dad is in yellow. Unmasked... thats my future.. heavy 😆😆😆

originally posted by: spacedoubt

I'm sure you will do well throughout your waterboarding, I mean diet.

Awww come on..
That was the funniest question yet.

On a Scale of 1 to 70'S Elvis..

a reply to: Bigburgh

You're mean............hahahaha