Ask Bengy!

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—G.W.Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Why do I find that so incredibly funny, bengy?

Well, it is obvious that this thread went straight to hell.


Glad that I could be of assistence.

Q:Why do you have a problem with fried duck?
A:because fried duck is wierd..... and sounds nasty

Q:Why didn't you know my hand is in a cast so it stinks?
A:because i am not you, and i dunno where you live and i didn't know you had a cast

Q:Why didn't you reply to that question with something more clever, like "because you're sticking it in your armpit and then smelling it" or "why are you smelling a stinky hand"?
A:because i am not very creative

heil Bengy

Q:are you a virgin?
A: Yes

Q:do you smoke crack?
A: no i smoke a lil bit of everything

Q:what makes you such an expert on pizza?
A:because i eat a lot of pizza

Q:where did you get that avatar?
A: I made my avatar

Heil Bengy

Q:Why do I find that so incredibly funny, bengy?
A: because george dubya bush is a tard!

Heil Bengy

Can you get me some of that Corky's bbq sauce that they have in
Tennessee? I ran out. Thanks.

Originally posted by Bengy
Q:Why do I find that so incredibly funny, bengy?
A: because george dubya bush is a tard!

Heil Bengy

oooo, Bengy got this one way off! Mayhe he's ont much of an authority, after all...

Originally posted by Bengy
Q:do you smoke crack?
A: no i smoke a lil bit of everything

Then by default would you not smoke crack if you smoke a "lil bit of everything"? I question your honesty, sir!

Originally posted by Jonna

Originally posted by Bengy
Q:do you smoke crack?
A: no i smoke a lil bit of everything

Then by default would you not smoke crack if you smoke a "lil bit of everything"? I question your honesty, sir!

I figured I had picked on this kid enough, I wasnt going to touch this one, but you opened the door.

By saing you smoke alittle of everything means you have smoked crack.

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
I figured I had picked on this kid enough

I know, I know! BUT there is just something about this thread that keeps me coming back. I think it started with JJ's random comments about pizza.

Have you ever abused an animal or person??

Q:Can you get me some of that Corky's bbq sauce that they have in
Tennessee?
A: Sry i am to far away from tennessee, but if i lived there than i would ship ya a bottle


Heil Bengy

Q: Have you ever abused an animal or person??
A: I have not abused an animal, but i have abused a person


Heil Bengy

Sry i am to far away from tennessee, but if i lived there than i would ship ya a bottle

Sorry I thought you were in Ten for some reason.
I got a freind in Burlington Wisconsin ...plenty of snow so
I hear.

have you slept with my mother?