Top 10 reasons to sell your soul

Top 10 reasons humanity seal their soul's to the devil

1. Revenge -
2. Self Preservation -
3. Power -
4. Love - cubi are a little more permanent.
5. Poor Understanding -
6. Momentary Need - S
7. Knowledge -
8 Pawn Star
9. You're Not Bargaining With YOUR Soul
10. Destiny

Kind of sums up - dont you think

a reply to: DpatC

I sold mine for a bottle of Balvenie once.

a reply to: DpatC

I have a soul????

How much can I get for it?

a reply to: DpatC

You can't sell your soul, you can say yes all you like but it won't make it so.

11. You can become POTUS!

a reply to: DpatC

Ummm, what about Papa Legba? I mean it's sort of like the Randall Flagg "dark man" dynamic, but it should still count. Plus you can play blues guitar like Tommy Johnson.

originally posted by: Kettu
11. You can become POTUS!

I call b.s. It certainly didn't work for Hillary and the spirit cookers.

a reply to: thesaneone

You can't sell your soul, you can say yes all you like but it won't make it so.

That may not be entirely accurate.



Easy to say you can't tho.

a reply to: DpatC

72 virgins I've heard . I'd rather have three girls from The Spearmint Rhino

originally posted by: DpatC
Top 10 reasons humanity seal their soul's to the devil

1. Revenge -
2. Self Preservation -
3. Power -
4. Love - cubi are a little more permanent.
5. Poor Understanding -
6. Momentary Need - S
7. Knowledge -
8 Pawn Star
9. You're Not Bargaining With YOUR Soul
10. Destiny

Kind of sums up - dont you think

you missed one... eternal salvation. but that is if you sell your soul to certain deities. wait, does that fall under self preservation? guess it depends on the self being preserved.

a reply to: DpatC

8 Pawn Star

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

originally posted by: ColdWisdom
You're going to have to explain that one to me.

Just gonna go out an a limb here and say I think he meant 'porn star' unless he in fact meant a person who buys junk from people at reduced prices and then turns around and sells that junk to other people for slightly more inflated prices. The latter is not really soul-selling worthy, more like appendix- or pinky toe-selling worthy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DpatC

I sold mine for a bottle of Balvenie once.

Ice cream cake at Baskin Robbins 1998

I sold my soul for truth... because that's the answer to the riddle, and that's how I beat the devil.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just gonna go out an a limb here and say I think he meant 'porn star' unless he in fact meant a person who buys junk from people at reduced prices and then turns around and sells that junk to other people for slightly more inflated prices. The latter is not really soul-selling worthy, more like appendix- or pinky toe-selling worthy.

And here I thought he was implying that reality TV shows are inherently evil, and those who are employed by them are all soulless.

I see yours makes more sense.

originally posted by: The GUT

originally posted by: Kettu
11. You can become POTUS!

I call b.s. It certainly didn't work for Hillary and the spirit cookers.

They didn't do the ritual correctly ...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DpatC

I sold mine for a bottle of Balvenie once.

I sold mine for some lsd once lol

originally posted by: The GUT

originally posted by: Kettu
11. You can become POTUS!

I call b.s. It certainly didn't work for Hillary and the spirit cookers.

thats because hillary sold hers to satan and trump sold his to the god of greed. The god of greed is stronger.

originally posted by: Gatexan
a reply to: DpatC

72 virgins I've heard . I'd rather have three girls from The Spearmint Rhino

72 raisin heads. Muslims don't know their own books. Dont ask me why it says raisin heads but its a derogatory term for blacks. (islam is THE anti black religion, apparently a joke religion from end to end)


Tulpa, you can sell your soul for about 3.5 (per reply)

a reply to: BigBangWasAnEcho

Except for the fact that there are tens of millions of black Muslims.

Other than that...umm, yeah.