In My Beginning [CRE2017] Non Writer

In

the beginning, I was bored. Really bored. I made cheese. But not a single wheel of brie or block of cheddar wanted to go to war over Me.
Plus, the cheese got Me thirsty, so I made wine. I liked wine. Made a whole bunch of wine. Then I created a hangover.

Bad idea. But, it was made so I had to deal with it.

Then I made a nice yard. And grass. Then I had to mow the grass so I made a lawn mower. I’m already regretting the grass thing and it wasn’t even Wednesday.

So I made Wednesday.

Then made some more days because I needed a break and thought Saturday would be a good day to hit the wine and see if I could get the cheese to have even a minor squabble.

I quit early on with waterfalls. They looked nice but made Me want to pee a lot. So I had to come up with restrooms. And soap. And a comfy seat. I’m already regretting waterfalls also.

So I decided on a population of creatures that would adore me since cheese was still a major disappointment. I decided to create them in My own image but I didn’t know what I looked like. So I created them as what I felt I would look like.

Apparently I felt like I looked like a dinosaur. That worked out well but when I made asteroids, I really didn’t think things through and botched things up for a while.

My bad.

So I decided to stick with creatures with soft skin and no claws and tried to keep the asteroids at a minimum. That way, My creations couldn’t tear each other apart. They wouldn’t be violent. Or mean or nasty.

Then I took a nap. I woke up later and frankly, was very disappointed in the whole lot.

I should have stuck with cheese. Good thing I had wine.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yay!

This write may have stitched competition up. Had to laugh mate!

I am in awe!

Kind regards,

bally

a reply to: bally001



Thanks!

You had me at cheese. My eyes were welled up with tears and the ticker was racing. Future Pulitzer Prize winner for sure.

a reply to: Illumimasontruth

Thank you!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Lol I can always depend on you for a good laugh.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986



Thank you!

a reply to: DBCowboy

DB, you are a unique individual. Cheese is okay but really really appreciate the wine.

a reply to: liveandlearn



I try to be.

Thank you!

How about you take that cheese and make me a sammich!!

Any cheese will do, except the casu marzu. That stuff makes my stomach feel squirmy.

S+F

a reply to: DBCowboy

I can forgive you for the asteroids, and the hangovers,and the grass,and the sudden urge to pee every time I fill the coffee pot..

But why? Why? Why did you have to create auggie?






Fun read cowpoke! thanks for sharing.

Respectfully,
~meathead

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a reply to: GodEmperor

It's been made, hafta deal with it.

Thanks for reading.

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Thanks, glad you liked it!

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a reply to: DBCowboy

Naps. Destroying civilizations for eons! Great PSA DB.

Nice work.

a reply to: JinMI



Thank you!

a reply to: DBCowboy

I like cheese.

a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

And that was the take-away message of my story, which was sponsored by the Dairy Council.





Thanks for reading.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That was excellent. I was hoping someone did this theme from the Big Guy's perspective and your god-delusions sure came in handy.