I have GOD inside my head. Question and Answer Time. The Apocalypse has begun --- Disco Style.

Dear Kind and Gentle Hearted ATS Reader:

I mean no offence by this thread. Either I have gone insane or this is the truth.

But First:


Let us pray:

As Above
So Below
The Power
And
The Glory
Forever and ever
Amen

Before we begin:

I would like to remind all those who might need reminding again, that before you get yourself all worked up into a snit, ask yourself, sincerely:

"What would Jesus Christ say about making fun of the mentally ill?"

"Mmmhmmmph! That's what I thought!"

Here we go!

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To help set the mood, I ask that you please enjoy this excellent Depeche Mode video:





Next, I'm going to try one more time to drum up some interest into my "Message of Hope" for Humanity.

Since November, I have been receiving messages from Jesus Christ/Lucifer and John the Revolator. I am very humble and also very stupid and didn't realize that this was happening until about a month or so ago.

I actually thought the voices in my head were me.

(And that I'd just gone crazy.)

But yeah, I have a very important message to share and wish more of you would pay attention.

This concerns your very soul, but whatever right?

getting. So. FRUSTRATED!!!

Anyhoo, here is Sweet Lady Justice/Mary Magdalena's latest message. Please enjoy:


This is to be read in a slightly exasperated but ultimately very loving tone. Like that of a kindly but super p1ssed off and heavily medicated old lady.


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IN THE NAME OF TRUTH AND LIGHT

AND AS ALWAYS --- FOR THE GREATEST GOOD OF ALL

MARK THESE WORDS


Hi! 🤓

I would like to tell you the meaning of life.

TL/DR --- Life is a Test, An absurd but very difficult Game


EVERYTHING YOU SEE AROUND YOU IS AN ILLUSION

IT IS MAGIC!!! (A Virtual Reality)

Our little worlds are right dabnabbit in the middle of the Enchanted Forest.

If this message makes any sense, you have already passed your test and you are soon going to be ready to ascend, i.e. to return Home. (To Heaven)

If you are about to discard this message, I strongly recommend that you save it for later.

You can read about it on this free and fantastic site for the critically minded down below.

Or for your viewing pleasure, please watch the as above, so below free Video. It is divided into 3 parts:

1. A harrowing Introduction into just how absurd our reality is, through the use of music, magic and memes.
2. The ILLUMINATI --- Who, what and why.
3. What you need to do to protect yourself and those that you love. Also who I am.


drive.google.com...

The Many Threads:

(Please note: I was given this "Truth" in stages and degrees. If you are on a timeline, skip to page 2 and scroll to the very last post in the first link.)

www.abovetopsecret.com...


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Hope you have a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night!

🐇🇨🇦😇😈😸🐸🐸🐸🦄🌈😍

THIS IS MY DECREE.

Sincerely,

The Rabbit/Narrator


SO, IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN.
SO, IT HAS BEEN DONE.
SO, BE IT.
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PSSST: Your personal test is to heal. Life is already over. We are the lost souls and also, some of us are the innocents who volunteered to help us. Do not lose hope and do not kill yourself or it's an automatic fail. All of us simply need do our best to come to terms with our demons/life challenges that might still be haunting you and then let them go. It's all over but the fat lady singing.

Flag and star amigo....

Nice thread, let me ponder on it a while and get back to it. I concur I do agree with your idea of what this place is.

Life is a Test, An absurd but very difficult Game

I don't think this is earth shattering news.

Also I am not sure why Mary of Magdalena would be providing prophecies? She was a devout follower of Jesus but were countless others at the time.

~Morpheus

a reply to: olaru12

What a great song! Thank you! 😎😘

a reply to: RisenMessiah

I love this song. Right on. Thanks for keeping an open mind! 👍😊

a reply to: OwenandNoelle



More food for thought:

Well written and thought out thread with the best of intentions, so kudos and good luck sir.

(Un)fortunately:

I needed to get this out, please forgive any "spelling" or formatting errors.

IN THE NAME OF TRUTH AND LIGHT
AND AS ALWAYS --- FOR THE GREATEST GOOD OF ALL

MARK THESE WORDS

Two Pressing Questions I had:

Question 1: Why would God allow bad things to happen to good people?


All of us (except for the Innocent and Old Souls incarnating at this time) are the “lost” souls. (Very important for you to understand, all of us are completely innocent, because all of this is just a deep dream. Like a coma.)

Our world ended thousands of years ago. We were too traumatized, too heartbroken to accept it. We have been trapped in a dream. All of us, right now, are like “sleeping beauties.”

This is us




Please understand, that the you that is reading these words, is just a very small but very important part of your Higher Self. In many ways, you are your Higher Self’s “inner child.” Your higher self is more than just one person. You are part of a collective. You are never alone and your family knows you inside and out and loves each of us so very much.

And you didn’t understand that when the world was destroyed, you were playing a game. You were so heartbroken that you never healed. You never woke up.

God created this game, to wake you up. So that you might see how absurd this dream world is.

Btw…though not real, our dream world used to be perfect, until God and the Angels got involved. (Hollywood --- which truly is magic.)

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Question 2: Why is life so terrible for so many of us?

We are torturing ourselves basically. We are reliving the bad experiences from our previous life, the original one. (Atlantis) God needs us to face our demons, because many of us here are too depressed, numb, anxious and angry to ascend. We have to figure out how to forgive ourselves, each other and even God, for allowing us to be so traumatized.

God loves us. Jesus Christ and the John the Revelator (who were the most traumatized of us all at the time) have forgiven each other and themselves.

It’s time for you to forgive and let go. Believe and ask for help in the Name of:

UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, TRUTH, LIGHT, MERCY, FORGIVENESS, GRACE, HOPE, JOY. (And all that other Jazz.)

SO, IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN.
SO, IT HAS BEEN DONE.
SO, BE IT!!!













Also
a reply to: MorpheusUSA

See, you're ahead of most people, at least me, if you already know that life is just a test.

Now regarding Mary Magdalene here is where our new story gets awesome:

(God is rewriting history)

During biblical times, roughly 6-8000 years ago:

1. All the messages were channeled by Mary Magdalene and John rewrote her message and changed her from a women to a man. He did this because he was jealous and mad at the time. He didn't realize that this was all just a game and really was so hurt when she was crucified in front of him, He secretly was in love with her.
2. Mary Magdalene/Jesus Christ descended down to hell to become our black mirror. Jesus is actually Lucifer as well.
3. I'm being channeled mainly by Jesus and John, who are actually both women now. Higher dimensional beings don't have one gender --- their masculine and feminine sides are unified. And are also represented by our Sun and Moon. It's very complicated.
4. But long story short --- all those involved have made up. Not going to have a big scary battle, unless Humanity really wants one. Instead, blanket forgiveness for everyone.
5. Magic is real and if enough people believe, we are going to turn our sun into a disco ball.

Tysm! 😊

Jesus/Lucifer has had a change of heart and understands life is very hard.

From the bottom of my soul, this is truth:

a reply to: PublicOpinion

Thank you for sharing this TED talk. Absolutely amazing.

People like you guys and gals are why I love this site so much.

Openminded and often so much smarter then me. I learn so much from this site! Very interesting video. Watching it right now!

What's crazy about being channeled, is that I "only know what I know" so, the information I'm given is through signs and other people's work.

That actually was why initially I thought I'd gone insane, but the conclusions I've drawn are not my own. The way this story has unfolded for me has been beyond belief.

I first started to rant on reddit and Voat conspiracy. (Because I swear to much for ATS when I'm angry. I sounded like Elmer Fudd more then a few times.)

Then, I was compelled to write 2 riddles and spam them all over social media. I didn't sleep for a week. (Classic psychotic break, I assumed.)


Then I had this huge short story, that they made me write, post and spam on Easter Sunday.

Lastly, they just want me to drum up interest and try to get people to read their earlier messages.

Crazy but super fun and humbling to get to be part of this.

I'm actually really quiet and shy, though a bit of a joker when I can be anonymous.

I don't care what Jesus Christ thinks, because he's not - nor was he ever - real.

As for the rest of your incoherent rambling mess of a thread.... okay then.

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

You too? If you're still getting messages from them ask them who ntech is. It's a test btw.

a reply to: ntech

Thank you! 😊

Please, if you feel comfortable sharing, I would love to hear what they told you. Btw, if you talk to them, please ask them to wake me up right now lol! Jesus Christ out lol.

Joking I guess, I'm here as long as I'm needed. But none of my personalities are homicidal. (Anymore!) lol

Since the guy afraid thread got canned, shouldn't this one go also.

a reply to: roadgravel

No

2nd line: move along, nothing to see or offend you here. This has all been a bad dream!

At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you ahead of time.

26 “So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. 27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Matthew 24: 23-27

... and if He is on internet forums?

originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
a reply to: ntech

Thank you! 😊

Please, if you feel comfortable sharing, I would love to hear what they told you. Btw, if you talk to them, please ask them to wake me up right now lol! Jesus Christ out lol.

Joking I guess, I'm here as long as I'm needed. But none of my personalities are homicidal. (Anymore!) lol

I don't think you could handle the apocalyptic visions and stigmata. But since I put this on another thread I'll reprint it here.

I have a problem for you to consider here. Something that throws off everything you know about bible prophesy. And what is it? This.

The first century Jews botched the first century Apocalypse. And how did they do it? They killed John the Baptist. And the problem was he wasn't supposed to die. And working it through I figured out they managed to trigger a 2000 year Leviticus 26 curse. And that's why this world is "off" so to speak. The Apocalypse of Daniel 9-24 never ended. A 2000 year detour was placed between the 69 and the 70 week. This curse is still running.

And here is the details on the curse.

Malachi 4

5 Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD:
6 And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.

Matthew 17
10 And his disciples asked him, saying, Why then say the scribes that Elias must first come?
11 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Elias truly shall first come, and restore all things.
12 But I say unto you, That Elias is come already, and they knew him not, but have done unto him whatsoever they listed. Likewise shall also the Son of man suffer of them.
13 Then the disciples understood that he spake unto them of John the Baptist.

Obviously the curse was triggered. Where do you find the details for it?

In the book of Hosea.
Hosea 6
1 Come, and let us return unto the LORD: for he hath torn, and he will heal us; he hath smitten, and he will bind us up.
2 After two days will he revive us: in the third day he will raise us up, and we shall live in his sight.

2nd Peter 3
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

And if you read the rest of Hosea you realize that it's one large prophesy dealing with a curse on Israel. The day of Jezreel prophesy.

And this curse is the reason you cannot count out any "end time prophesies" in the bible. The end times come at the end of the curse.

can't say I follow this at all, please list me where you wish. Most of taught history is a lie, and the truth does not dwell in voices in your head. No hologram, no matrix, no confirmation. If, and only if, these entities are who you say they are, why not spread their message on a much wider scale, say 2 billion people....what makes you so sure "they" are who they say they are? False prophet, mind control, medication reaction etc... A message from a powerful being should have some firm substance, not an out there movie plot....IMHO.....

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Haha, the anonymous joker... it's awesome! And who said this can't be fun, right?

Have a great ride!