Damn You Canada

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
I must admit that I was quite turned on by the fact of having a sexy uniformed black chick feeling me up wearing latex gloves when I arrived at Washington...

Multi-time a week occurrence for me now, I'm kind of inured to it.

originally posted by: verschickter
Tomorrow I´ll go have some polpetti.

So the TSA is going to grope you too?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Italian, eh?
Try this next time the lil bastardi trespasses on your turf:

"GET OFFA MA LAWN...OR I BREAKA YOU FACE!"

Is that you, papa?

originally posted by: Brian4real
I understand you clearly Mr. Masonicus, however i believe your missing another scourge our overly-polite neighbors dumped on us, who also has a condo in Manhattan. That scourge is simply known as "Drake". Only a Canadian would use a type of waterfowl as a rap moniker.

I completely understand. But this character doesn't live in my neighborhood like Captain Canada does.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Im weeping for you as I type this....

originally posted by: Brian4real
Im weeping for you as I type this....

Makes two of us.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
... a rather loud and pungent fart...

We call that Beebing.

What do we call a wet beeb? A beeb-squoit?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Justin Goddamn Bieber.

Fornicating Bieber.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Brian4real
Im weeping for you as I type this....

Makes two of us.

Weeping from where?

Did you catch it from each other or from someone/thing else?

I am a certified veterinary surgeon and can help you if needed!?

Take care.

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Miracula2

Yeah, I'll be jealous of my old self who didn't have to live in the same neighborhood as this tool.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



Just thought I would say "Good morning" with another Canadian Justin!

You're welcome.

a reply to: jacygirl

Is that the mayor of Canada?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Is that the mayor of Canada?

He is indeed our Grand Poobah.

We make offerings of walrus blubber to him and he graciously allows us to turn over half our income in taxes.
But he's very pretty. (Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)

originally posted by: jacygirl
(Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)

Okay, give me a sec to wake her up.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
(Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)

Okay, give me a sec to wake her up.

At least order room service breakfast before you roll her back up in the carpet.

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
(Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)

Okay, give me a sec to wake her up.

At least order room service breakfast before you roll her back up in the carpet.

I think that is going to be a difficult one as I heard that the waitress that is in charge of room service is already rolled up in the carpet Jacy!

Warmest

Lags

The gals just can't resist this Justin



Seems like all women love this guy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Miracula2

this tool.

That's the beauty of youth. No cares. No responsibility. He's just a young adult. I was no different at his age.

He'll mature in a couple of decades.

originally posted by: Miracula2

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Miracula2

this tool.

That's the beauty of youth. No cares. No responsibility. He's just a young adult. I was no different at his age.

He'll mature in a couple of decades.

Let him get VD without treatment a couple of times...

Not that this has happened to me of course!

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Let him get VD without treatment a couple of times...

Not that this has happened to me of course!

Me neither, not ever. And certainly not from DB the last time I was in Vegas two weeks ago.