Alright lets do this... Dinosaurs on the Ark

And a few pints in my belly...



This should be in the jokes section but it blows my mind... similar to flat earth lol

Question 1

How do you figure?

Genetics maybe?

i've heard that one...

Or are there really dinos on the ship?

Question 2

Food?

Do you have any idea what said critters ate?

Of course we're talking herbivore and... well, the most vicious beasts that ever walked the planet

Question 3
(relates to question 2)

Do you believe in Ken Ham (ism)?

Which involves the idea that the critters on said ship were vegetarian... lucluding mammals, for a little while

Theres so many questions and im sure this will take up pages already

I KNOW there are a few of you out there....

*glances around*

Speak up... defend your postion

a reply to: Akragon

It's simple.
I imagine that one or the other never existed, in this reality.

a reply to: Akragon

given all the other bollox in the bible " noahs dinos " APPEARS " logical "

a reply to: Akragon

Sometimes it is best to just go to bed.
You'll like yourself better later.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Akragon

It's simple.
I imagine that one or the other never existed, in this reality.

ok

but lets say it did... how would it possibly happen?

i want to know the logistics of this idea

originally posted by: Aliensun
a reply to: Akragon

Sometimes it is best to just go to bed.
You'll like yourself better later.

yeah i've never been good at that

Your talking the Cretaceous period for dinosaurs... and Tertiary period for the arrival of larger mammals... about 65 million years spread. And if were in Biblical context, the span of less than ten thousand years is most commonly accepted for Creationists.

a reply to: Akragon

Yah, all powerful God and all, poofs life from dust, but needs man to build an 'ark' to protect his poofs.

Then extrapolate, how'd life get here in the first place? Maybe there are interstellar arks out there roving the Cosmos, their holds filled with seeds, eggs, frozen embryos in stasis, 'trees of life', terraforming lifeless worlds with green houses and... yes, Gardeners or Nephalim, Angels, Green Thumbs... ya know, "those that came down".

a reply to: Plotus

Well ya...

but i would like to see something that says anything within human history relates to... dinosaurs

I think this is where "ancient aliens" begins

Like carvings of dinosaurs

a reply to: Akragon

Everyone knows dinosaurs aren't real!!!


But seriously, or at least as serious as we can be with this, noah's flood allegedly would have been something like 10,000 years ago. Dinosaurs died off 65,000,000 years ago. Human's have only been around for 200,000 years or so, dinos would have been long gone before noah's story would have taken place. Therfor, i just proved god is real. Bang!!

I will not post pictures, but..

a simple search about "gary larson dinosaurs extinct" should show suffice ideas on how and why the dinos didn't make it on the ark..

a reply to: Woodcarver

A lot of people don't realize that there were tons of huge creatures that lived between the time of dinosaurs and humans.

though this is beside the point here...

We need to hear from someone who actually believes in the idea that dinosaurs were on the ark

I know of one person that i've talked to recently on this forum

a reply to: Akragon
I tend to look at certain portions of the Bible as allegorical.

Maybe there was a Noah type figure in history many years ago that had a big boat and he put his domestic animals on it and watched his neighbors and their flocks drown.... or something even further detached from the story, like Og the caveman floated with his wife, kids and pet dog on a log. Then the story passed down through the ages, embellished with sinners, arks and rainbows.

Oh #!
I didn't cover dinosaurs.

They didn't coexist with humans, according to ALL scientific evidence.

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: Akragon
I tend to look at certain portions of the Bible as allegorical.

Maybe there was a Noah type figure in history many years ago that had a big boat and he put his domestic animals on it and watched his neighbors and their flocks drown.... or something even further detached from the story, like Og the caveman floated with his wife, kids and pet dog on a log. Then the story passed down through the ages, embellished with sinners, arks and rainbows.

that is the basic story of the epic of Gilgamesh

local flood... this doesn't help the argument

lol

a reply to: Akragon

I'v often wondered along the same lines. We may have had some late bloomers in very remote areas protected from the intrusion of man where limited examples of dinosaur-like animals still flourished, though their 'florish' came to an abrupt halt. Look what we have today Monitor lizards, Alligators and Crocodiles, Condors and the Albatross and some of the larger snakes, the constrictors. But T-Rex and all the Velociraptor types were quite done, and quite a few millions of years ago.

Noah was a geneticist, he took samples only from mammals, and stored them in the ark which was a high tech ship

Ancient Aliens

Problem solved..
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a reply to: Akragon
I know.
I edited my post to cover dinosaurs.
I had the Oh Sh1t! moment before i read this post.

originally posted by: ManFromEurope
I will not post pictures, but..

a simple search about "gary larson dinosaurs extinct" should show suffice ideas on how and why the dinos didn't make it on the ark..

Lol, because they were too big?

How the hell do you get a fifty foot long crocodile, porpoise or shark into a wooden boat?

"but i would like to see something that says anything within human history relates to... dinosaurs"


Well you might find some oratory on some obscure example of writings or rock-art pictures, but then consider the source. there have always been petrified remains and unbridaled imaginations..

originally posted by: Spider879
Noah was a geneticist, he took samples only from mammals, and stored them in the ark which was a high tech ship

Ancient Aliens

Problem solved..

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i covered this earlier because it was bound to show its ugly head... er metalic... lol

Doesn't cover the dinosaurs though...

see... after they jumped off the ark they died for some reason.

And buried themselves i guess..

*shrug*