Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I present you with some interesting news: 3 ISIS militants were killed by boars. The boars are not a code name of a secret covert team but real live boars.

Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.

Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.


“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.

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So it seems like the radical Jihadists finally have a worse nightmare: Wild Boars.

Maybe we should drop more these boars to any Radical Muslim calling for Jihad in the West.


Update: I know I mentioned this in the comments but I would like to put this for all to see (This was made by a reddit member):

"God is mad he created such a delicious animal and they refuse to eat it."

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a reply to: starwarsisreal

Is this what karma looks like?

Thanks for the much needed laugh!!! I think the world needs to deploy more of this devastating bio-weapon.

a reply to: starwarsisreal

Trampled by a bunch of pork chops, what a fitting way to go out.

I expected this thread to be a little Boaring but it actually is pretty good.

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Here's a quote from a member in Reddit

"God is mad he created such a delicious animal and they refuse to eat it."

Source

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Very fitting way for a jihadist to perish

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: starwarsisreal

Is this what karma looks like?

Thanks for the much needed laugh!!! I think the world needs to deploy more of this devastating bio-weapon.

Texas has a lot of wild bores, I am sure that people will go shoot them with tranquilizer guns to help out with national security of our country.

a reply to: rickymouse

We have a good amount here as well. As long as I get a cut of bacon, I'll help pull my weight!

a reply to: starwarsisreal

Irony at its finest !

Definitely not halal ...

a reply to: starwarsisreal
This story... it is bringing tears to my eyes. It is easily the sweetest thing to happen anywhere in the world today. To think, filthy swine hating barbarians, slain by filthy swine. It is just ... there really is a God, and he just trolled Daesh hard while ROFL.

I think the government can shut down Friday and I would still be happy thanks to this event.

1.6 Trillion a year in defense spending and someones heard of pet pigs turned boar is killing ISIS prison break style.

I have no words.

a reply to: starwarsisreal

Absolutely delicious!

Looking forward to my bacon butties for breakfast. Yummy.

a reply to: worldstarcountry


Here's another quote from a reddit member:

Their last thoughts on this earth were likely along the lines of "How could Allah do this to me? EWWWW! It has sh*t on its tusks!"

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And awaiting them in heaven, 72 Virgin. .... pigs....

originally posted by: Misterlondon
And awaiting them in heaven, 72 Virgin. .... pigs....

Male pigs !!

oink, oink.

too bad they cant eat bacon

a reply to: Tulpa

I'm eating bacon wrapped scallops as we speak..or type I guess

a reply to: Misterlondon

Lol, 72 virgins..what's second prize

a reply to: vonclod

Sloppy seconds.

Eeeuuurrgh! Wish I hadn't said it now but heyho.

a reply to: starwarsisreal

Is Reddit paying you or what?