I went to high school with the Spokane Spanker

So I'm watching the local news this morning and see a familiar face. Jonathan Smith, a guy I graduated with, has confessed to being the so called "Spokane Spanker".

He assaulted upto 50 women around Spokane in a spanking spree over 2 days. In his confession to local news he apologizes to the women he spanked and shows remorse.

As sad as it is, I still got a chuckle.

Link to video on local news site

I really shouldn't be laughing at this but oh well lol.

He just needs to find the right lady hahah.

-aLEE

I was confused for a minute, got my "spanks" confused.

Makes sense now. It is kind of funny.

a reply to: Quantumgamer1776

That must have been rather strange to find that you went to school with him!

Is he someone you knew well or just knew of? Did he seem like a creeper back then? I guess what I'm really wondering is if you were surprised because it seems totally out of character, or did you just nod your head like "now it makes sense!" type thing?

Did any of the women punch him in the face ?

a reply to: Boadicea

I wouldn't say we were friends but it wasn't a huge school so I defiantly knew him, had a few conversations here and there. He was a little awkward but no big red flags. So I was moderately surprised.

a reply to: Quantumgamer1776

I guess it just shows you never really know about people, eh?

My girlfriends all love it. My wife quite likes it as well.

In elementary school we had a principle that had a spanking fetish. He had different paddles hanging on his office wall. Completely acceptable. Many a kid got a 'session' in there, one on one, behind closed doors.

a reply to: Quantumgamer1776

Strange story.
That was awkward all right, but what was really awkward was that headband.
Did he wear headbands like that in high school?
Because that would have thrown up a giant red flag to me.
That being said, come on....considering all the murders and real sexual assaults happening, a slap on the ass is not real violating.
But I do not condone behavior like that unless you know the slapee intimately.

a reply to: RazorV66

Yeah that headband is weird, especially when you know your gonna be on the news lol. No he didn't wear any headbands in high school that I remember.

I just can't figure out why he confessed, while it is vulgar and unacceptable, it's not that serious of a crime. He could have just, oh idk, stopped spanking people and he would have never been caught. Now he's probably going to end up being a registered sex offender.

If he did it to women, it should carry some penalty.

I mean male butt-touching can be camaraderie, but with a woman?

I once had a woman touch my butt, and I felt very uncomfortable.

Worse than corporal punishment for males, which remained (and remains) in parts of the world.

Well, in the old SA, he would have gotten 6-9 lashes of the cane.

Glad I wasn't living there at the time(ick). Yes, he's probably going to end up a sex offender for this, whether he was playful with it or not, authorities will probably take it seriously. Lots of creeps along that trail at any given time not surprised he'd do it there.

He was probably just some smart-phone thief ...

I live in N. Idaho... I thought this was a joke, until I watched KXLY news, this evening.

I wondered why my wife was spending so much time at Gonzaga...

I hear that the moron has been formally charged.

"Good game!" Spokane P.D. !!

But I also ask myself, where is that woman's husband?

Where are her brothers?

Even as a male, if I go to the wrong place I can get hurt.
I can lose teeth; I can lose my life.

No, you go to the park with your fanny hanging out - girl you a spanking coming.

a reply to: halfoldman

Just joking. It's obviously wrong to harass anyone, or to invade their space.

If some random stranger, male or female, spanked me on the bottom while I was walking around and minding my own business I'd feel assaulted.

There's something weird about that guy for sure.

a reply to: Quantumgamer1776

I just can't figure out why he confessed

Attention. I would be furious if this happened to someone I knew, but for some reason the story seems so ridiculous it's kinda funny to me. What a weird dude.