Psychopath manager at work

I have a psychopath manager at work. This world can not be reeeaaaaal. 15 resignment in 1 year from her department and she is still being kept. And her work is awful. Even other managers confess her reports are illogical and messed up. And her duty is reporting.

Suggest pls!????????

a reply to: xbeta

Plan and then steal millions of dollars of diamonds and jewels and gems.

Plant a few of the gems at her desk.

Call the cops.



You're welcome!

a reply to: xbeta

How is she related to one of the big wigs?
Daughter?
Grand daughter?

a reply to: xbeta

First off don't stress.

It's your job to go to work and do the best you can.

You can't make your manager a better manager. That's her managers job.

Also you must come to the realization. If things are not getting better. You may have to move on to another job.

Over 80% of people quit because their manager sucks.

However if you can't quit. Don't worry about your manager. Just do your job and go home knowing you did your best everyday.

And remember. They don't pay you enough to take work problems home. Leave that stress at the office.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Or give her a plane ticket flying United.

lol

originally posted by: grey580
Over 80% of people quit because their manager sucks.

And the other 20% can't quit because I shackled them to a radiator. Morale is at an all time high.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like your motivational tactics.

a reply to: grey580

So does my CEO. She said when she flies back from Asia that she'll bring me more bamboo canes since I'm almost out.

Hack her computer and hopefully she has pics of her playing with her errrrrm 🐱 and post pictures of said 🐱 all over the workplace

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hrmm... You're more stick than carrot I see.

PRO TIP: We pump our workers full of Cuban Coffee.
A shot in the morning around 10 and another around 3. And it's like they've taken speed and are bouncing around the office actually wanting to work.

a reply to: xbeta

All is it takes are 2 peoples stories to match. Let's say she called you a sexist and insensitive name, and feelings are hurt.....


She is then looking for a new job.

originally posted by: grey580
Hrmm... You're more stick than carrot I see.

I have learned that people will do a surprising amount of work to avoid getting the back of their thighs caned.

originally posted by: seasonal
a reply to: xbeta

All is it takes are 2 peoples stories to match. Let's say she called you a sexist and insensitive name, and feelings are hurt.....


She is then looking for a new job.

But if she says she's apart of the BLM all bets are off

a reply to: xbeta

I feel your pain, there's one at my work too, also a woman. These people are toxic.

I've found the best way to get around it is to avoid engaging in any conversation other than work related, personal information becomes ammo. Maintain a professional distance at all times, pick your battles wisely, engage confrontation calmly, firmly and publicly. She would probably prefer to expend energy on somebody that can be bullied over somebody who stays calm and can't be moved.

a reply to: VengefulGhost

Or mine pls. I beg of you

i would say use it as an opportunity to learn how the real world works.

Psychopaths are kept and promoted PRECISELY because they lack empathy and social/emotional intelligence and do the bidding of their masters gladly to berate people and keep them in line.

a reply to: Bluntone22

I cant change that much.noo

Have a dance-off.

Shame her so badly that she won't return to work.

Or

Place MAGA hats all around her office, everyone knows that it's legal to fire Trump supporters.

Or

Call your corporate compliance officer.

Or just say HILARY i can't take this # no more you lost the election and cant give bill an erection so with my satisfaction I'm out