Alex Jones Issues an Ominus Warning

originally posted by: SolAquarius
I prefer tales of lizard people told to me with a British Accent over this frothing bafoon.

Sounds like I need to get to work on a David Icke video then.

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Naturallywired

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Naturallywired
Alex will be the president in the near future, mark this down.

You should be banned for that, Sir!

I was right when I said Trump would be a few years back on a old ATS account. That happened.

Well... if it happens Ill be one of those assholes carrying a sign and making crap videos about him not being MY president. Ill swear to move to Canada... or somewhere.. if hes elected. Ill riot and burn crap down whilst wearing a pink pussyhat dammit.

I got a feeling you will be content in a pink pussyhat, JMHO

Btw, I'm still pretty new to the forum. Who thinks that posting videos like this are appropriate for this sub-forum or should they go in "funny" or something like that?

a reply to: AJSuperFan1776

***** WARNING WARNING *****

" I am Alex Jones and i am a knob-gobbler"

You have been warned.

originally posted by: Naturallywired

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Naturallywired

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Naturallywired
Alex will be the president in the near future, mark this down.

You should be banned for that, Sir!

I was right when I said Trump would be a few years back on a old ATS account. That happened.

Well... if it happens Ill be one of those assholes carrying a sign and making crap videos about him not being MY president. Ill swear to move to Canada... or somewhere.. if hes elected. Ill riot and burn crap down whilst wearing a pink pussyhat dammit.

I got a feeling you will be content in a pink pussyhat, JMHO

As long as it has sequins and pinbacks with catchy slogans on it.. lotsa flair.. I guess youre right. Maybe you really ARE a psychic!

originally posted by: AJSuperFan1776
Btw, I'm still pretty new to the forum. Who thinks that posting videos like this are appropriate for this sub-forum or should they go in "funny" or something like that?

Go into the off topic section.. there are a few categories theyd fit in

a reply to: AJSuperFan1776

I would recommend using the Jokes, Puns, and Pranks forum. Especially where there is so much lack of context. I'm not knocking your video making skills, maybe add a little info next time tho for clarity?

Anyway, the jokes forum is Here, Clicky.

Thanks for the tips!

originally posted by: AJSuperFan1776

originally posted by: SolAquarius
I prefer tales of lizard people told to me with a British Accent over this frothing bafoon.

Sounds like I need to get to work on a David Icke video then.

Go for it. I didn't realize the video was a comedic edit I thought by your user name you where a legitimate AJ fan boy once I get to a computer I will have to give it a watch.

Alex Jones needs to join ATS. He'll develop a thick skin here, and not take things so personally.

originally posted by: SolAquarius

originally posted by: AJSuperFan1776

originally posted by: SolAquarius
I prefer tales of lizard people told to me with a British Accent over this frothing bafoon.

Sounds like I need to get to work on a David Icke video then.

I thought by your user name you where a legitimate AJ fan boy

I almost spit out my tea when I read this. My work here is done...

originally posted by: carewemust
Alex Jones needs to join ATS. He'll develop a thick skin here, and not take things so personally.

I would not be at all surprised to find out that he's been a member for years.

Spring-loaded jaw and a hollow brain-pan...
The fake skull, not Mr. Jones...

a reply to: AJSuperFan1776

I preferred him when he played his Bill Hicks character, at least he was funny back then, rather than the froth spitting poop dribbling wanker that he is now.

a reply to: Naturallywired

President of a strata council maybe.

We have shark jump?

This is actually hilarious. Alex is doing tremendously well as an entreprenaur because of things like this. Alex first and foremost is an entertainer, and this IS entertaining.

originally posted by: Naturallywired
Alex will be the president in the near future, mark this down.

Anything is now possible.

With the likes of Hillary getting oh so close and Trump actually getting the big job, literally anyone could be president.

originally posted by: carewemust
Alex Jones needs to join ATS. He'll develop a thick skin here, and not take things so personally.

I doubt he's used to being challenged very often, therefore would not like it here at all, even with the multitude of fanbois here.

a reply to: AJSuperFan1776

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with AJ.

Spotlight Envy?? His rants are bigger than yours?

lol

I used to hate him quite a lot, with his bullhorn mouth and his broken clock right-twice-a-day conspiracies. Then I started to listen to infowars, and at first it was the hilarious nature of his rants that kept me listening. I'd just sit there, thinking "omfg is he for real?" but in time, I started to notice that the topics he did cover, resonated with what I though, and how things are ignored by the MSM. He still makes me lol when he goes off, but in between his antics and lack of composure, there is a little substance to him..

But it's more funner to ignore that and just post compilations of him hysterically manic..

Raaaahhhhhh *slams fists on desk, pulls eye popping face* Grrrrr...