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Originally posted by Valhall
Prey tell, does it speak volumes of you, or volumes of what you are assuming of me???
AND is it the part that speaks of "pride" or of "Poor Richard"?
Please clarify.
Originally posted by Valhall
Well, I don't care who this offends. This story is so rich with cannon fodder I feel like I've just taken Bunker Hill.
I'm going to sum up all the racing thoughts I have on this with: these two idiots are what we call "ignorant white trash" down here. She was probably also smoking a cigarette and passing the Wild Turkey back and forth between her and the hubby (who was probably wearing what my son's generation calls a "wife-beater"..we called them muscle shirts), while driving the car with her dirty-brown knees...and listening to Hank Williams Jr.
Furthermore...nah, forget it. This is too easy.
Originally posted by Valhall
So you are saying that because you have friends that would:
drive with a baby hanging off one tit
while smoking a cigarrette
and drinking cheap whiskey
and not cleaning their knees good...
Originally posted by Valhall
So you are saying that because you have friends that would:
drive with a baby hanging off one tit
while smoking a cigarrette
and drinking cheap whiskey
and not cleaning their knees good...
I should not say anything lest I offend you.
FORGET IT!
Here's an idea! You have your friends!!! And I'll have my opinions!!!
And you think about it before you dick with me, ok?
Originally posted by Valhall
Valhall is neither a northerner - most likely by the grace of God - nor one that brings more than she can eat.
Okay, so we have two people submitting two things that have offended them:
1.) "white trash" - stated to be akin to a racial reference in the negative. That's rich. First of all, just because YOU have decided to take that term that way, doesn't make it officially so. Second, yet another person who has spent too much time in an environment where people of thin-skin stifle others by their mere squealing. But for your sake, Tyriffic, let's say "northern trash" and see if it works out better for you.
2.) t-shirts - this seems to have been of the greatest concern to ninja. The reference to t-shirts. I'm not real sure why, maybe he wears one and I hit too close to home. But I think he's probably doing a great disservice to a lot of really good NC people by even connecting the state with the picture I had drawn (which by the way was supposed to be taken IN SUM. I don't think all muscle shirt guys beat their wives or endanger their kids, but I think the percent would be higher than the general population of males. Nor do I think all Wild Turkey drinkers postion their babies squarely in the most dangerous position in the car - that being the space between the drivers chest and the steering wheel. So, IN SUM...this is what I picture. I'm still seeing it.)
3.) dickin' around - sorry you haven't heard that phrase before; now you have. See how your world expands when you let others speak? hmmm This a VERY useful phrase.
I have made no secret on this board where I live. I do not live in "the south"...and God must have known better than to plant me north of the Macon-Dixon line.
And I'll throw in one more for you. With as ignorant as this woman was, and as negligent of the safety of her child (because that's exactly it. She put her own comfort and timeline ahead of a decision to do the right thing. She could have stopped. She could have pumped. She could stay off the highway a little more often...but she chose none of the above.) She stated herself that of course she didn't take her seatbelt off, that would be unsafe. And then followed that with an even more assisinine statement that the baby had only been unrestrained a little while...not like it was rolling around in the floorboard for 7 hours. GOOD DEAL ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN IN 'LITTLE WHILE' TIME FRAMES...HUH? Then her husband states that nursing would extend the ride by 2 hours! So we can assume that the baby, on any given roadtrip, could be onrestrained... clamped between his "mother's" chest and the steering wheel for up to 2 hours!
I hope the state child protective services monitor her...because she's that stupid, she's that negligent and daddy has proven he is too!