The Man in the White Coat [YJA2017]

originally posted by: jacygirl
But I know that you don't know that DB talks in his sleep...so now I know what he knows...ya know?

I could only imagine what he mutters in his sleep.

"I keep extra Ring Dings in the left top cupboard."

"Heehee, midgets, midgets, tickle, tickle."

"Someone get a bucket."

"And now you know what the definition of 'is' is."

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
But I know that you don't know that DB talks in his sleep...so now I know what he knows...ya know?

"And now you know what the definition of 'is' is."

No, I still don't.

I thought he was saying "whiz" so I keep bringing him the bucket.

originally posted by: jacygirl
I thought he was saying "whiz" so I keep bringing him the bucket.

You just went there. In my writing thread.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Damn AM, I just read this after getting your PM.

I currently am enjoying 'Hair of the Dog" and your story freaked me the frek out.

I need to contemplate and take an AM nap.

I will get back to you.........

S&F

a reply to: stosh64

Glad you enjoyed it my friend.

originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Damn AM, I just read this after getting your PM.

I currently am enjoying 'Hair of the Dog" and your story freaked me the frek out.

I need to contemplate and take an AM nap.

S&F

AM nap. AKA 'Augustus Masonicus' Nap...AKA 'Dirt Nap'.

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
But I know that you don't know that DB talks in his sleep...so now I know what he knows...ya know?

"And now you know what the definition of 'is' is."

No, I still don't.

I thought he was saying "whiz" so I keep bringing him the bucket.

I'm sure he meant 'Cheez Whiz'...DB habitually pees on any dairy products.

I didn't find a single spelling error.

originally posted by: Snarl

I didn't find a single spelling error.

Read it again.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Snarl

I didn't find a single spelling error.

Read it again.

Are you referring to my spelling of words with that extra "u" in them?

If so, you should know that that came about with the whole NAFTA thing.
We had to start putting a "u" in our words for "USA"...so we always remember who's really in charge around here,

originally posted by: jacygirl
Are you referring to my spelling of words with that extra "u" in them?

Between that, the metric system and the French Canadians I am still baffled how your country has not sunk into the Artic Ocean.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's why we tend to huddle in groups drinking coffee and eating donuts.
It's the only tenuous bond holding us altogether.

a reply to: jacygirl

When the Horton's runs out, bye-bye Canadaland. It's for the best anyway, would keep you from getting us involved in any more wars.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

There are rumours that Burger King has been buying up Tim Horton's franchises.

Pretty soon we will be running amok with weapons instead of pastries.
Thanks.

a reply to: jacygirl

Inside every Canadian is an American yearning to break free.

Or break free stuff. I can never keep that saying straight.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If you had to read French on all your product packaging, convert metric and add extra an extra "u" to all your words, you'd want to break stuff too.

originally posted by: jacygirl
If you had to read French on all your product packaging...

Don't forget who gets to cover Canada for their job. Drives me nuts with your silly packaging laws. Tell Marcel Marceau to 'learn zee English'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oui Monsieur.

Marcel is from France though, he doesn't understand our Quebecois.

If we protest he hits us with his baguette.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Snarl

I didn't find a single spelling error.

Read it again.

I haven't been able to stop since I first saw it. It's a masterpiece!!

originally posted by: jacygirl
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If we protest he hits us with his baguette.

I'll bring the butter.