White Men Should Pay 5% Extra In Taxes Because They’re Privileged

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Whereas my father was legitimately Cherokee but I am not, I think all of you muthas owe the tribes some money!

Go to the CASINOS NOW!!!!!!

a reply to: NightSkyeB4Dawn

But if they do.... It'll be just like Dave Chapelle's Show with reparations.....

And whereas I am holding back on the funniness of Dave's show...if I crack a joke, I'll be called racist.

originally posted by: Restricted
Crazy is blooming everywhere, some places more than others.

Not crazy, actually very smart.

We have given them everything that have asked for, no matter how crazy it sounded. We have placed the needs and the desires of the one over the one hundred.

We have allowed ourselves to be distracted, we are constantly apologizing and trying to convince them that we aren't the monsters that they label us as, Now we are angry and surprised that they are continuing to push the limit?

They are seeing just how gullible we are, and how far they can push us.

I am not a white man, by the way. But history has taught us, they won't stop with the white man.

Lol, "liberals".

It's not really surprising, however. Groups like BLM have been calling for crap like this for a while now.

Soon, they will just be honest with their hatred (for once) and suggest that all whites be taken to FEMA camps and shot. And for some reason, all of the white liberal snowflakes will cheer it on!

a reply to: Martin75

I think american blacks have 20-25% european genetics. LOL. How would that work?

a reply to: jellyrev

Shhh....don't ask.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: FHomerK

I 'identify' as a black fella for the purposes of this proposal therefore nullifying any consequence upon my sorry white ass.

Yeah go say that in public instead of on the keyboard and see how far it gets you.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Why not? That Rachel gal in the NAACP got away with it.

Just remember, FEEL black! That's the key!!!!!

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: FHomerK

I 'identify' as a black fella for the purposes of this proposal therefore nullifying any consequence upon my sorry white ass.

Yeah go say that in public instead of on the keyboard and see how far it gets you.

It got a white woman a leadership position in the NAACP.
She's now on food stamps.

a reply to: FHomerK

LOL,

Funny leftest aren't they?

www.wesplain.com...

UPDATE (2/27): We have reached out to the author of this article. They have confirmed that if you were born white, but identify as a different race or otherkin, you would be void from paying the Equality Tax. You would just have to submit proof that this transformation is genuine.

Caveats

This new tax initiative must account for several demographic factors in order to be the fairest, and most effective. The following could represent a potential tax breakdown based on these demographics factors:

Single Heterosexual Caucasian Males
Equality Tax: 5%
Single Heterosexual Caucasian Females
Equality Tax: 4.5%
Married Heterosexual Caucasian Family
Equality Tax: 4%
Non-cisgender Caucasian
Equality Tax: 3%
This is a very simple template, and I concede that it could be much more robust.

The Inevitable Backlash

With the republicans in power and the rise of the alt-right, this new tax initiative is sure to enrage the privileged. But we must not back down. We must continue to voice our opinion, especially in this racist, misogynistic environment post-Trump.

They must understand that their economic success was only made possible by the blood and sweat of minorities.

a reply to: FHomerK

See, that's true racism, thru and thru.

Lefties keep fabricating the idea Trump is racist, parroting it at every turn but they openly support and push for racist policies.

Whites should get a 25% discount nationwide due to our contributions to building this nation.

a reply to: FHomerK

I understand that in Muslim nations, they tax an additional amount if you don't worship Islam.

So the same thought process probably applies here also.

$5 bucks for privileges? Seem like a pretty good deal. I paid 1k for a country club membership and still have to wait in line to tee off.

a reply to: FHomerK

Because no whites immigrated to the USA post 1865. And all of those here before 1865 owned slaves and were vile racists. And this trend has continued and will continue for all time...

originally posted by: jellyrev
Totally in favor of this. Segregate tax receipts by race. Transfer that 5% to minorities, white people get to keep the rest of their taxes to improve their lot. minorities fund themselves through taxes plus the 5% they get from whites.

Let's make this happen folks

Can you Imagine

/sarc

The asians would cheer this

originally posted by: ksiezyc
a reply to: FHomerK

Because no whites immigrated to the USA post 1865. And all of those here before 1865 owned slaves and were vile racists. And this trend has continued and will continue for all time...

-checks date of birth

Whew...I am good. I am not that old.

Dear aliens,

Please, please, please hurry up on that planetary annihilation thing.

Thanks,

-Aldakoopa

This is the most racist, ill-conceived, moronic, unconstitutional idea to come out of a leftists pie hole since (probably) yesterday.

That's 5 percent, not five bucks.


Now that we've all had our knee jerk reactions to this ridiculous idea, can we look at it like a group of ATS members?

Reverse the roles, extra tax for not being white male. Does that sound plausible? No?
So it didn't pass the sniff test, we know it will not happen.

Now... Why are they suggesting it? Who is behind this?
I feel like every day some new idea to oppress me comes around from the "left", and almost all of them are so far past ridiculous that they can't happen.
What's the goal? Is it to get is used to hearing about it so they can sneak one in?
Or maybe these aren't from the left at all, And it's just to create a deeper hate between us.
Or perhaps this comes from a third party manipulator- whole idea is to get the middle class riled up and take back their country.

Come on, ATS. Think.