You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I can assume then that you're married and henpecked as well.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well,you just go ahead and try whipping this old cat and see what
happens to you.Besides claws I also bite!

"Chicks be trippin' yo."
-Abraham Lincoln, right after the Lincoln-Douglas Debates

originally posted by: mamabeth
I can assume then that you're married and henpecked as well.

I stapled her mouth shut with my DeWalt.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I can assume then that you're married and henpecked as well.

I stapled her mouth shut with my DeWalt.

So 'Old School'.

Two words: 'Gorilla Glue'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I can assume then that you're married and henpecked as well.

I stapled her mouth shut with my DeWalt.

You have the newer 24volt or do you still use the 12 volt battery packs?

The 24 volt may have more power, but I'm finding I have to charge it more than my 12 volt model.

Especially when I'm naked and chasing people down the street. Real pain to always stop and switch battery packs.

a reply to: IAMTAT

How about furnace tape?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought that was you I seen on my way to a concert over the weekend. Are blood stains a problem?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You have the newer 24volt or do you still use the 12 volt battery packs?

The 24 volt may have more power, but I'm finding I have to charge it more than my 12 volt model.

Especially when I'm naked and chasing people down the street. Real pain to always stop and switch battery packs.

I have the pneumatic one, not good for chasing but when they are tied up and bound it makes for good clean fun.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

How about furnace tape?

Really, you can't beat 'Flex Steel' spray for greater coverage and better seal.

It also comes in flesh tone, for when you and the old ball 'n' chain are out and about.

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought that was you I seen on my way to a concert over the weekend. Are blood stains a problem?

Seven Up and a little lemon juice with baking soda gets it right out.

And it makes everything smell lemony fresh!

Sorry, my little sickies,Mama can't play anymore for now,
Papa is home!

a reply to: mamabeth

Make sure you fetch him a sammie.

I issue a challenge.
Drink a six-pack, take a couple shots, then eat a whole bag of gummi-bears before you go to bed.
Get up at crack of dawn and ride a bicycle 4 or 5 miles.
If you can make it to home base with no need of changing your drawers, you win.

originally posted by: skunkape23
I issue a challenge.
Drink a six-pack, take a couple shots, then eat a whole bag of gummi-bears before you go to bed.
Get up at crack of dawn and ride a bicycle 4 or 5 miles.
If you can make it to home base with no need of changing your drawers, you win.

WAIT!---You mean you're supposed to wear pants when you ride a bike?

originally posted by: JinMI

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: skunkape23
I issue a challenge.
Drink a six-pack, take a couple shots, then eat a whole bag of gummi-bears before you go to bed.
Get up at crack of dawn and ride a bicycle 4 or 5 miles.
If you can make it to home base with no need of changing your drawers, you win.

WAIT!---You mean you're supposed to wear pants when you ride a bike?

Pants keep my huge balls from getting caught in the chain and sprocket.

It's a good dingy. The Creator seems to have run short on parts when I was born, and just stuck a can of corn in tube sock and called it a day.
Talk about using an aircraft carrier anchor on a dingy......

Pants are for quitters!

a reply to: skunkape23

I suppose as long as it's in the water...