You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I is stoopidier than you be.

a reply to: Skid Mark

The three of us are intentional stupid, you're more of a birth defect stupid.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Skid Mark

The three of us are intentional stupid, you're more of a birth defect stupid.

jacy

a reply to: kibric

How the hell did you get that from my post ?


Night, last time I try protect you from AM sister

Congratulations gentlemen.

I'd love to join, but I'm just a gay queen, and my girlfriend disapproves.

The doctor says we're compatible, probably because we have the same parents.

But I'm happy, and love wearing crowns, just like King Henry.

Not sure why so many men want to march down the streets with colorful flags every year, but they always put me on a float.
I guess they like the fact that a fella can still meet the right girl these days.
Preferably one that can sew guys, because sometimes your butts are showing.
Not sure if anybody ever told you, but flip, you can catch a cold that way.

Anyway, I'm hungry and the missus opened a can of tuna.
I always loved chicken, but don't agree with how they keep them.
I mean tuna is chicken kept in the sea.
That's just wrong.

Anyway, cheers and kisses.
At least when I tongue-kiss my male friends the missus knows there's no funny business going on.
No issues.

Cheers everybody, even Australia, which is where Hitler came from.

a reply to: jacygirl

You would think that the law of averages would have caught up to one of us by now. That is what should be making you sad.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Night, last time I try protect you from AM sister

She's so innocent it kills me. Her mind just doesn't operate on the same sub-basement level of filth where mine does.

I have super powers. I can step on a Lego piece and only cry for 15 minutes.

That's why I still survive.

That, and my mom's basement is also a bomb shelter.

English people are crazy.
If you're tired they call you a "party pooper".

Meanwhile I was innocent, I pooped before the party.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?

Amateurs. None of them:

• Got arrested
  
• Lost a digit
  
• Farted

Changed my mind.

originally posted by: mamabeth
4.A participant in several wet t-shirt contests and lost everyone of them.

I warned you ahead of time not to compete against DB, but did you listen? Nooooooooooo.

a reply to: AboveBoard

BEEZER,is that you? Where have you been you naughty bunny?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I lost to girls with fried eggs for breasts! Why? because I would not flash them!

originally posted by: mamabeth
I lost to girls with fried eggs for breasts!

Stop body shaming!

The medical name is 'mosquito bites'.

a reply to: mamabeth

OMG Mamabeth.
I just hope that didn't all happen in one night of soldiers and eggs.

Respect is all I can add.

originally posted by: mamabeth

1.Dressed up like a clown.
2.Passed out at a police station (long story)
3.Danced with a female impersonator at a gay bar
4.A participant in several wet t-shirt contests and lost everyone of them.

I call that. . . "Friday's"

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AboveBoard

BEEZER,is that you? Where have you been you naughty bunny?

Oh heck no! I was kind of thinking D.C. Was Beezer. He's a naughty missing bunny, but maybe he's a naughty kitty now. Shhh. Not supposed to make conjectures about things like that.

If he identifies as a cat now, I fully support him.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I lost to girls with fried eggs for breasts!

Stop body shaming!

The medical name is 'mosquito bites'.

Changed my mind

a reply to: AboveBoard

Are you saying that Beezer had a species change operation?