If you had three minutes with Donald Trump, what would you tell him?

I would kindly ask him to clone himself and kick Merkel out of Germany. I can´t stand her anymore but the next guy in line is even worse because he's just another Merkel V.1.5. No change at all.

a reply to: angeldoll

You only gave me 3 minutes.

originally posted by: namelesss

originally posted by: angeldoll
If you had three minutes with Donald Trump, what would you tell him?

1) I wouldn't let him touch me.
2) We'd just silently have a cup of tea.
Why silently?
Because there is no way that he is capable of understanding anything that I might say. It would be a waste, and just upset l'Enfant Orange.
So, we'd sip tea and enjoy the garden...

Surely you could think of something in a 140 characters or less?

I'd have too much to say. I'd tell him I know the world isn't black and white and that like all people I know he will do bad. I don't blame him or judge him for the past, I will for the future. He has a chance to change humanity... or even just oust those who are really in power. I'd have a heartfelt convo with him.

I'd probably go Grace Slick and slip something in his drink that gets edited out when I type it here. 3 letters. My own little MK-Ultra experiment.


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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: angeldoll

You only gave me 3 minutes.

But think how long three minutes can be!

So, I do the flattery thing. Flatter flatter flatter. We know he loves that. Then I make my outstanding comment about time to let the campaign go.
Than I do my little insignificant ignored blip about the wall. Brilliant though it may be.

I figure I've still got 1.5 minutes left.



eta: And that's with my southern drawl. My darlins'.

originally posted by: underwerks
I'd probably go Grace Slick and slip something in his drink that gets edited out when I type it here. 3 letters. My own little MK-Ultra experiment.

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Has anybody ever told you that you are adorable?

a reply to: angeldoll

Shut down CNN, set a government TV channel. Fine companies that hire illegals with 3 days shut down. Send all violent protesters to Guantanamo. Get Military control in the streets for a while, until you fix the country and the libtards see good results. Get Soros out of here.

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: angeldoll

Shut down CNN, set a government TV channel. Fine companies that hire illegals with 3 days shut down. Send all violent protesters to Guantanamo. Get Military control in the streets for a while, until you fix the country and the libtards see good results. Get Soros out of here.

Maybe it's the Grand Marnier, but that seems like a really obnoxious, North Korean-esque thing to say. I don't think I've read your posts before, so not sure if you are kidding. I hope you are?

originally posted by: Bobaganoosh
I'd tell him thanks.


Try to get him to sign my propaganda t-shirt.

Then shake his hand and say "Do your worst, take no prisoners."

Somebody could make a fortune if that was done right on a t-shirt.

originally posted by: angeldoll

originally posted by: namelesss

originally posted by: angeldoll
If you had three minutes with Donald Trump, what would you tell him?

1) I wouldn't let him touch me.
2) We'd just silently have a cup of tea.
Why silently?
Because there is no way that he is capable of understanding anything that I might say. It would be a waste, and just upset l'Enfant Orange.
So, we'd sip tea and enjoy the garden...

Surely you could think of something in a 140 characters or less?

Hon, I am not a bird, I do not 'Tweet'! *__-
No, no matter how many letters, he wouldn't get it.
With some people, one can only smile, Love them, and remain silent.

originally posted by: angeldoll

originally posted by: underwerks
I'd probably go Grace Slick and slip something in his drink that gets edited out when I type it here. 3 letters. My own little MK-Ultra experiment.

ultimateclassicrock.com...

Has anybody ever told you that you are adorable?

Aww, thank you.

a reply to: angeldoll


Three words..."How can I help??"

Sorry if someone already said this, but I mean it!!

Don't need three (3) minutes...only three (3) seconds!!

Sorry

I would spend three minutes trying to persuade him to hire comic writers to work up a stand-up and have him show up impromptu at SNL.

Any extra time, I would put in a bid for him to not feel the need to reply to every perceive affront on Twitter. In the last ten seconds, I'd say, "and-while-I'm-on-a-roll,let-your-natural-hair-color-grow-out-thank-you-very-much".

originally posted by: BELIEVERpriest
a reply to: angeldoll

I would tell him to step down and let a grownup do the job.

You should grow up and stop the divide, he is your president get over it.

a reply to: argentus

How the hell would we know how crazy and needy he is, er, I mean eccentric, individualistic and strong minded he is if he stopped twittering?

I would shout that as they dragged me away "Don't stop twittering! No matter what Pence, Ivanka, and Kellyanne tell you!

hehe.

originally posted by: angeldoll

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: angeldoll

Shut down CNN, set a government TV channel. Fine companies that hire illegals with 3 days shut down. Send all violent protesters to Guantanamo. Get Military control in the streets for a while, until you fix the country and the libtards see good results. Get Soros out of here.

Maybe it's the Grand Marnier, but that seems like a really obnoxious, North Korean-esque thing to say. I don't think I've read your posts before, so not sure if you are kidding. I hope you are?

Just call it a prophecy. I lived in countries with similar situations, I've seen and lived under left and right coup governments, also saw auto coup governments. This is a prelude that taste like deja vu to me. Sadly unavoidable, thanks to 8 years of mental intoxication of people.

a reply to: argentus

(buzzer)

OOPs..you lose!

Thanks for playing!!

"Five bucks if you want the kid to throw the rings on the Coke bottles again!"

Right on! Don't let the bastards get you down. Keep telling the media and the left to pound sand. Do what you said you were going to do. And, umm, you might want to back off Twitter a bit.

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: angeldoll


Three words..."How can I help??"

Sorry if someone already said this, but I mean it!!

Don't need three (3) minutes...only three (3) seconds!!

Sorry

You're such a good boy. I bet you got high marks in school in "gets along with others", and "follows the rules".