Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

originally posted by: Abysha
We have those too. I'm not talking about transmen, either. I'm talking women who just don't shave (or pluck). Personally, being the quasi-hetero woman I am... I kinda find it hot. PCOS is a bitch by itself. PCOS mixed with Portland is a confusing androgynous dreamland/nightmare, depending on who you are.

Not me, I like my women to look like women and for all the men to drop dead.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
We have those too. I'm not talking about transmen, either. I'm talking women who just don't shave (or pluck). Personally, being the quasi-hetero woman I am... I kinda find it hot. PCOS is a bitch by itself. PCOS mixed with Portland is a confusing androgynous dreamland/nightmare, depending on who you are.

Not me, I like my women to look like women and for all the men to drop dead.

You want to drop dead?

originally posted by: Abysha
You want to drop dead?

I may if it's just me and 3.5billion women. I'm a stud but that may be a stretch even for me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
You want to drop dead?

I may if it's just me and 3.5billion women. I'm a stud but that may be a stretch even for me.

Well, I make a great agent. Just saying. Pimping out "the only man alive" wouldn't exactly be a challenge. And I'd make bank.

originally posted by: Abysha
Well, I make a great agent. Just saying. Pimping out "the only man alive" wouldn't exactly be a challenge. And I'd make bank.

As long as you have a firm pimp hand I think this arrangement may work, I have a tendency to get uppity.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
Well, I make a great agent. Just saying. Pimping out "the only man alive" wouldn't exactly be a challenge. And I'd make bank.

As long as you have a firm pimp hand I think this arrangement may work, I have a tendency to get uppity.

Oh gods... I get to punch DC and play backhand/fronthand with The Masonicus?

But you know I only do it because you my best ho, right?

originally posted by: Abysha
But you know I only do it because you my best ho, right?

I am your Bottom B.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
But you know I only do it because you my best ho, right?

I am your Bottom B.

By process of elimination, mind you. But yeah. I guess turnover would be pretty final in that market.

In Portland now...eating a BAAT and drinkin a Proletariat Red at the 5th Quadrant NE side Williams and Failing...Pok Pok tonight!

Because it was spring in Paris...after the war...We were young...and she had huge pendulous bre...

OH...Sorry.
Wrong thread.
nvm.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Interestingly enough...my extremely left good friend, after drinking numerous drinks at Whiskey after a big night of pok pok....actually took a poke at me for saying drunkenly i would probably only vote 3rd party ever again.

I mean the guy is 5'6 150, Im 6'2 225 hes lucky that Im conservative with hitting back as I get older. Oh Oregon...snif what has happened to you?

a reply to: BlueJacket

People have lost their damned minds.

originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh Oregon...snif what has happened to you?

We have to nuke Portland from orbit!

It's the only way to be sure.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I say go for it.

It's too late for me.

I grew a top-knot and wear a hoodie now.

a reply to: DBCowboy

A virulent strain, indeed.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Go on without me. . . . .

Are there any other contestants besides me? I mean it's cool if there isn't, I've been working on my knuckle-palm.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm still working on being there, things are a bit "fluid" right now though.

DB how is your party going?


Is it time for Fondue?