I'm bored

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: DBCowboy

Bigly? Is that the orange cat with the small paws?? Reminds of somebody but I just can't put my finger on it...

Bigly is a loud, obnoxious, orange, smelly, annoying cat who came out of nowhere and made himself home in our house. (remind you of anyone?)


He got shots today and in a few weeks, we're having his balls removed.

It's not going to be so bad, I had mine removed a long time ago.

a reply to: kibric

I just demand that Augustus dances for me.

I clap and giggle.

Buy them white ones., Tell them to write their thoughts out on the white board, so they too can SEE their productivity.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Spittle!!!

You and Auggie need a variety show!! And hey, where are Auggie's next interviews??!!

Glad that Bigly returned from the vet!

Nobody knows what to do with a dead cat!!

Can we get the other large orange guy with the small paws ball's removed too??

a reply to: DBCowboy

"reminds me of somebody..." is how it should have read.

Wer on the same page!!

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

The vet did ask about the name and as we were talking, I ruffled the cats fur on his head as a comb-over.

We laughed and laughed and laughed.

But I still had to pay the bill.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe they have some special art project in mind.



The unicorn is for Augustus, specifically.


Every couple of years or so the company I work for hands out evaluations to employees to evaluate their supervisors. No one takes them seriously and the answers can be quite funny. Of course no one would ever be honest!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

Every couple of years or so the company I work for hands out evaluations to employees to evaluate their supervisors. No one takes them seriously and the answers can be quite funny. Of course no one would ever be honest!

I could just beat them all until they say something nice about me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just demand that Augustus dances for me.

I clap and giggle.

I have never seen anyone get so excited for another person doing the worm.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I get excited if we're having jello.

Couldn't care less. What useless drivvle. Go get to know Gunther.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I get excited if we're having jello.

I know, you shake so much I can't tell where the Jell-O ends and you begin.

originally posted by: hombero
Couldn't care less. What useless drivvle. Go get to know Gunther.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I get excited if we're having jello.

I Have A Diabetic Lazy Brother Who Never Monitors His Blood Glucose Levels.
Every Week He Barges In On Me Telling Me He Doesn't Feel Good And Needs To Go The Hospital. I Offer To Call The Ambulance... But He Always Says No. So... It Costs Me $12 Dollars Via Cab. Will Someone Please Punch Him For Me. Its My Dog's Puppy Food Money.

originally posted by: hombero
Couldn't care less. What useless drivvle.Go get to know Gunther.

a reply to: Pinocchio

I'll punch him for a dollar.

Boredom is a lower key Disgust.

a reply to: DBCowboy
It's Not Tax Exempt....

a reply to: IAMTAT

Paint me like one of your French girls.