Major Avocados From Mexico Conspiracy

Please dont look directly at the monitor.

youve been warned.




This has it all. secret society, robes, bigfoot, deflate gate, leaks, fake moon landing, area 51 and 51-54, paul bunyan, its amazing.

subliminal advertising and subtle racism.

enjoy

a reply to: dashen

I hate the bland taste of avocado, to me its a non food, but S & F funny!

a reply to: dashen



Bigfoot definitely REAL!

a reply to: dashen

I looked directly at the monitor. The experience changed me.


rekordcenturion.co.za...

“The sneezing doesn’t stop when they are fumigating,” said Carmona, a stocky 36-year-old mother of two who works at a small grocery store in Jujucato, a village in the heart of avocado land.

In the 15 years that Salvador Sales has been teaching in Jujucato, he has seen his students come down with more and more breathing and stomach problems.

. . .

One lakeside village asked researchers for help when residents began to suffer from liver and kidney problems that did not exist until “the avocado orchards expanded and all types of pesticides were used,” . . .

bigstory.ap.org...

. . . deforestation of central Mexico's pine forests as farmers rapidly expand their orchards to feed demand.

. . .

Given that Michoacan's forests contain much of the wintering grounds of the monarch butterfly, the deforestation is more than just an academic issue.

. . .

. . . a mature avocado orchard uses almost twice as much water as fairly dense forest, meaning less water reaches Michoacan's legendary crystalline mountain streams on which the forests and animals depend.

They missed the Monarch connection.

a reply to: dashen

They're wearing Bauta masks. Those are relevant, of course, because of Kubrick.

That was cute, thanks for sharing. Although, I can't help but feel like I've been raped by an avocado.

Ironically, Kubrick was also obsessed with advertising techniques used in mainstream commercials.

Smearing one's body with guacamole is an effective mosquito repellent.
It also softens the skin.

originally posted by: ColdWisdom
a reply to: dashen

Although, I can't help but feel like I've been raped by an avocado.

i think that was exactly what they were going for.

Jon Lovits's voice has a way of burrowing into the skull

a reply to: dashen

That was great, I love Jon Lovitz. Good catch.

a reply to: skunkape23

Ohh that sounds fun!

a reply to: dashen

Awesome haha

Yumm I love Avacado's. You can do almost anything with them.

Anything but that.

originally posted by: LuXTeN

Anything but that.

dont knock it till you try it.

a reply to: dashen

Can i knock it and try it at the same time?

OMG guys!
the website for this ad campaign is GREAT!
its like a conspiracy RPG

You find a mysterious phone

SUPREME LEADER

Call me on a secure line.
To talk about the underground mission with the Lithuanians and cave people?
KYLE! SECURE LINE!
Got it. I’ll call as soon as I finish swiping on LoveQuest. I’m on a roll!
Kyle, it is important…
Love is important.
Kyle, I’m waiting…Text me!

originally posted by: LuXTeN
a reply to: dashen

Can i knock it and try it at the same time?

Life is short man, gotta try new things

originally posted by: LuXTeN

Can i knock it and try it at the same time?

That is a interesting way to make guacamole.

From: Area 51 To: [email protected]
RE: They’re here!
Kyle, Per our last meeting with you, we’d agreed to keep you informed of any pertinent updates. Well, as of Tuesday, we’ve been holding meetings with the Aliens here at Area 51. It seems their top priority is establishing trade for an avocados supply. Please let us know if you’d like to Skype in on the next meeting.

They should be paying me for this

a reply to: dashen

Woman get it straight!

and yes I am willing!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes,Mmmm it is. I can't wait to try more ways to make guacamole.

i like where this thread is going