(VERIFIED) BREAKING Incredible!!!! Man comes forward with Physical Proof of Bigfoot (VERIFIED)

OK, so we have claims of verification from:

• MIT
  
• DuPont
  
• Cornell University
  

I went to MIT, and still know folks there. If I get a name, I can personally contact them to see if any actual sample was provided and any DNA testing was done. Anything like that leaves records, and they can be searched. Because, it is MIT, and they do understand how science works....a bit.

a reply to: solids0be

Its all those negative "vibes" you poor deary....

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: solids0be

Its all those negative "vibes" you poor deary....

WOOF WOOF!!

originally posted by: D8Tee
a reply to: solids0be

Is there a moderator who can move this thread to the hoax forum?

Have you proven this to be a hoax????!!!! no you haven't please go troll another thread sir.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Haven't seen this one yet...but he claims Cornell U. authenticated the Bigfoot foot.
www.youtube.com...

By Dr. Derk Johnsonsonton!

Who doesn't exist, btw. A simple search proves that. Not like you really need to search for a rediculous name like Johnsonsonton lol.

originally posted by: KansasGirl

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: KansasGirl
Why? Just why? Why keep poking? Really TerryDon?

There question should never be "why?", but "why not?".

Also, it's 3:30am and I'm bored.

Fair enough. Just seemed to be bordering on mean. Carry on.

As long as it never went over the line, then I'm happy.

originally posted by: solids0be

originally posted by: D8Tee
a reply to: solids0be

Is there a moderator who can move this thread to the hoax forum?

Have you proven this to be a hoax????!!!! no you haven't please go troll another thread sir.

Actually, it HAS been proven (partly) to be untrue.

There is no Dr. Derk Johnsonsonton at Cornell.

a reply to: pirhanna

They were hungry and bbq. Hahaha

They sold the head at the local general store - bought another 20 check shirt flannelletes.....yeah I know I'm stereotyping, I think he spent some on a haircut in one of the videos

a reply to: solids0be

Have you proven this to be a hoax????!!!! no you haven't please go troll another thread sir.

Until ATS gets a 'lies, lies and more lies' forum, this thread belongs in the hoax forum.

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Haven't seen this one yet...but he claims Cornell U. authenticated the Bigfoot foot.
www.youtube.com...

By Dr. Derk Johnsonsonton!

Who doesn't exist, btw. A simple search proves that. Not like you really need to search for a rediculous name like Johnsonsonton lol.

Hmmm...TRY Dr. Derk Johnsonsonsonston

a reply to: TerryDon79

Doctor Dirk Johnstonsonson lost his eye during a ferocious Sasquatch attack back in 71'. True story!

gotta say.....this thread has been entertaining so far......

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Haven't seen this one yet...but he claims Cornell U. authenticated the Bigfoot foot.
www.youtube.com...

By Dr. Derk Johnsonsonton!

Who doesn't exist, btw. A simple search proves that. Not like you really need to search for a rediculous name like Johnsonsonton lol.

Hmmm...TRY Dr. Derk Johnsonsonsonston

Thanks for the tip!

Nope. I even tried Dr. Derk Johnsonsonsonsonsonsonsonton, but sadly, still nothing.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Did you just do a Lorena Bobbitt?

If you are all that concerned id suggest you contact him yourselves...
www.facebook.com...

I wonder if your as brave on facebook when its not so anonymous...call the man a fake to his face and see what happens...Hes been taking flak from the sasquatch community..im sure he can handle you guys as well...truly an incredibly brave man.

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Haven't seen this one yet...but he claims Cornell U. authenticated the Bigfoot foot.
www.youtube.com...

By Dr. Derk Johnsonsonton!

Who doesn't exist, btw. A simple search proves that. Not like you really need to search for a rediculous name like Johnsonsonton lol.

Hmmm...TRY Dr. Derk Johnsonsonsonston

Thanks for the tip!

Nope. I even tried Dr. Derk Johnsonsonsonsonsonsonsonton, but sadly, still nothing.

Bigger isn't always better.

And, I just emailed a few MIT friends about this, I'll be back with their response.

a reply to: solids0be
I don't do Facebook.

All he has to do is provide the documentation from MIT, etc.
Has he done so?

a reply to: opethPA

sasquatch lives matter

originally posted by: Wookiep
a reply to: TerryDon79

Doctor Dirk Johnstonsonson lost his eye during a ferocious Sasquatch attach back in 71'. True story!

Im hoping this is sarcasm. Internet and sarcasm isn't easy to tell.

It IS sarcasm, isnt it?

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: IAMTAT

Did you just do a Lorena Bobbitt?

On the contrary...I just elongated my Johnson.