Merry Flipping Xmas

Merry Christmas mother suckers.

You know who you are.

Have a nice night.

Sorry, completely forgot to add...

Oops hang on...

Sometimes one is just too drunk.

Merry Christmas ATS.

A chink to the English members.

a reply to: and14263

I heard that exact line up in Tesco's not two hours ago.
Merry #ing Christmas to you too!

ETA: Can the Scots have one of your chinks too???

a reply to: beansidhe

You can chink , chink like you've never chinked before!

a reply to: and14263

I'm chinking like a fiend over here and I'll raise one for you too. Have a great one!

a reply to: beansidhe

I'm far to chinked to talk.

a reply to: and14263

I thought the title referred to Eric Idle's Christmas song.

Can't post it without risking mod action

Bloody hell I was smashed last night!

originally posted by: and14263
Bloody hell I was smashed last night!

Well I hope Zebulon slept through ALL of that

*MERRY CHRISTMAS* to you three!

a reply to: eletheia

Haha brilliant! Good memory.

He was fast asleep and the little girl woke up at 7,30am so that's a lie in!

Have a lovely time. I'm just feeling better 5 glasses of fizz into the day.

Looks like I'll be writing another "I've quit booze" thread soon.

Happy f$cking Hanukka! BEOTCHES!