We have less than a decade left.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
"You can't drive to the end of the world on bad tires."
-DBCowboy

"But you could go around it 5 times on DB's spare tire."
-Confucius

Laugh all you want, this fat man is going to last another 6 months after you skinny bastards are done!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sh!t happens !!!

a reply to: DBCowboy

.... and a god-damned coupon!

Why didn't you say this to start with?
Coupons make everything ok.

Just ask AM. He sold me 2 vouchers that give me permission to go on a bloody killing rampage anywhere in Canada.

a reply to: TerryDon79

Just ask AM. He sold me 2 vouchers that give me permission to go on a bloody killing rampage anywhere in Canada.

Bad idea.

We have slingshots, hockey pucks, and an endless supply of empty beer bottles up here.


Just sayin...

a reply to: CranialSponge

But I got coupons!

Al gore made a similar claim in 2006

He didn't say we'd be gone in ten years, he said we wouldn't be able to stop climate change within ten years.

Learn to read. This is why people think climate change deniers are morons.

a reply to: CranialSponge

He's got coupons.

a reply to: TerryDon79

But I got coupons!

It's not my fault you fell for his Roll-Em-Up-In-A-Carpet-Until-They-Say-Uncle sales gimmick.

Pfft.

a reply to: CranialSponge

Are you trying to tell me that these coupons are worthless?

I'm going to need some peer-reviewed scientific papers to prove it.

a reply to: TerryDon79

From what I understand, if you wrap them up in a poster of Al Gore wearing pink furry handcuffs (you know the one I'm talking about) and send them back to the NYC Masonic Lodge Local 457 in an environmentally friendly brown kraft envelope... the Augmeister will be more than happy to send you a refund.

"Victim Customer Satisfaction" is his number one motto.

a reply to: CranialSponge

That means mailing them back and these coupons are made of lead.

And, I thought his motto was "Do it and don't get caught"?

Is he really serious about this? I watched the video but I'm not sure because at times he smiles and I wonder if he's joking or not. In fact, others also seem to chuckle about it while he's being interviewed.

If somebody really thought we'll go extinct in 10 years, would they be so causal and calm in talking about it?

a reply to: DBCowboy


2 cents : Greenhouse gasses will soon disappear because atmospherically is the cheapest way so far to harvest pure carbon . Soon , someone will have to pump co2 into the atmosphere just to sustain plants that ARE NOT in greenhouses . Is McPherson aware of this , I wonder ...

Aloso ... heat is GOOD = lots of plants . Take a look at where the oil is today ... that's as often as not ... where the equator was , once .

originally posted by: CB328

Al gore made a similar claim in 2006

He didn't say we'd be gone in ten years, he said we wouldn't be able to stop climate change within ten years.

Learn to read. This is why people think climate change deniers are morons.

thanks for that

originally posted by: Ohanka
And thus ends my quest to stop smoking.

I'd follow through on that plan.


I'm currently at 9 months smoke free after thirty years of smoking.Best thing I ever did,health wise.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
"Victim Customer Satisfaction" is his number one motto.

Yeah, no. That's like somewhere around 14 or 15.

My number one motto is: If it's free it's for me.

I spent the afternoon laughing at 10 year olds.

I told them that they'd never make it to drinking age.

The last End of the World was on my wife's birthday in 2012. I took her out to a fancy and expensive dinner and hoped the end would come before the check. It didn't.

I think some people´s minds get very pessimistic and they can´t stop seeing end of everything, whether they are professors or just common people. It is interesting most of the doomsday people get out of it with homeopathic medicines and then they can´t understand afterwords how stupid they were thinking. Especially in beforeitsnews it is full of doom sayers and pessimist, mostly Christians based on their fear of punishment, which the religion have made them slaves of. I think we should not laugh on them but try to help by trying to convince them in a nice way to leave their fears and negativity. The world would become better place to be for all of us.

is mars going to go up as well, because of our global warming that spread to mars as well?