Pastor Jim Bakker Helps You Prepare For Trump's America

Holy YEEBUZ!


Jim Bakker is back and he brought those damn buckets back with him!!!

I might've had a mild seizure while viewing this *THATS CALLED QUESO QUESO*

The buckets have gone next level, I mean you can store food in them, and then make a table out of them, or like you could use them to crap in, or you could put bibles in them.

When you're on God's side you're always on the right side, and Donald Trump is on God's side, so you probably should get these buckets if you are aren't on God's side.

Maybe even if you are, I mean have you see the yellow sauce?


24 Bibles in a bucket.



25 lighters on my dresser, yessir.


#AllThePollsWereWrong

I guess ole bible thumpin Jim is a little afraid that his God ain't gonna provide for him in his time of need. It's a shame people like him are still breathing our air. Back in the first incarnation as the PTL Club....(pass the loot) with Tammy Faye by his side. I remember the fallout of ole Jim getting his winkie washed by un- clean hands. I had a tee-shirt with a clown face with distorted make-up. The caption said...."I ran into Tammy Faye". These people had a doghouse to the tune of 125 grand...heated & cooled ....all paid for with PTL Club cash. Throw Jim in a Mexican prison & let's see if his God helps him out.

that video is..mesmerizing.
I felt I looked into the very eyes of madness.

I never actually wished for a full on atomic war to purge us all from the world for eternity...until just now.

What a collection of absolute wackos. And what's with all the buckets? Store food, bibles, or take a dump, highly multipurpose.

As Saturn said, like gazing into madness. That video makes me feel kinda funny, and not in a good way.

a reply to: VariableConstant

I thought this was a Tim and Eric bit at first.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

he's bucket krazy.

a reply to: Lysergic

Wow. Also, all of LA is going to collapse because they didn't vote for Donald Trump. I'm in NJ? What can I expect? Tsunamis? Should I buy Fiesta Buckets?

Can my Fiesta Bucket furniture be used to construct a raft? Will God spare me if I stock up on Fiesta Buckets?

a reply to: theantediluvian

All the blue area, judgement is at hand.

a reply to: Lysergic

I just bought 4 buckets and the toilet....oh and some Bibles for the paper.

a reply to: Lysergic

Better tell my wife to return the Christmas presents she's been buying. We're gonna need a lot of buckets.

a reply to: Lysergic

Brilliant marketing!! Capitalizing on precisely the same mind set that got Trump elected. Targeted demographic with Armageddon built right in. Perfect.

Crazy like a fox imo. Perfect platform, tried and true sales template, perfect product, and that liquid cheese seemed completely appropriate.

PTL and Donald Trump are a match made in heaven!

Flag for the thread as it does let everyone know Old Jimmy is on the the prowl again. I just wish old age would catch up with him and give him his just reward, whatever it is to be.

Jim's new show has been on for a while now. He has an hour long show with guests on and preaches doom and gloom prophecies for the first half an hour, then hawks survival products for the last half an hour. The products actually look pretty good for the most part. He took the Mormon preparedness model and mixed it with TV evangelist doom porn and it seems to work at the moment.

This should play this guy off.