AboveTopSecret is located in the United Kingdom, not the USA.

Every couple of months we get a thread saying the same thing like it's some big secret that the owner (Simon) is from the UK.

Just like every couple of weeks some "new member" (don't wanna say newbie) starts a new thread saying that abovetopsecret is run by the gov./NWO/CIA/NSA/ (insert agency of choice here). At first I used to get pissed because people seemed to ask the same crap every other day. But I've come to accept it as fact of life.

with all the good karma you are building up with this site I'm sure you will be lucky enough to be born American in your next life.

No.
No God could be that cruel. :shk:

They're all lyin'.
ATS is run from a super secret spacecraft hovering 500 miles above the Earth's surface.....

It picked Netchicken up on the way here. Apparently his planet had found him guilty of crimes against his race and ordered him to be exiled.

Originally posted by Leveller
They're all lyin'.
ATS is run from a super secret spacecraft hovering 500 miles above the Earth's surface.....

It picked Netchicken up on the way here. Apparently his planet had found him guilty of crimes against his race and ordered him to be exiled.

Dude how many times do i have to tell you not to divulge COSMIC ULTRA MEGA SUPER DUPER Top Secrets!! *smacks Leveller upside the head* Now do me a favor and go to the corner and think about what you said. Prophet please ignore what Leveller just said, he forgot to take his "medicine" today.

Of course Simon is Brittish. Can you name ONE American with the first name of Simon? I cant. Nothing wrong with it, but no Americans are named Simon.....

Simon Oritz and Simon Pokagon are the names of two well known native American writers. That would seem to be as American as can be.





[edit on 26-1-2005 by MaskedAvatar]

The playwright or the songsmith ??

Jb1

I disqualified Paul Simon on the basis that he isn't Simon Paul, and added a couple of others. Simon Says find American Simons besides those above and Simon Gray the American.

Originally posted by Ocelot
Every couple of months we get a thread saying the same thing like it's some big secret that the owner (Simon) is from the UK.

Just like every couple of weeks some "new member" (don't wanna say newbie) starts a new thread saying that abovetopsecret is run by the gov./NWO/CIA/NSA/ (insert agency of choice here). At first I used to get pissed because people seemed to ask the same crap every other day. But I've come to accept it as fact of life.

OMG that is so true and never seems to die either, but at least we get provided with a little bit of entertainment for those of us that have been around the longest.



No ats is not in idaho its just like the ats joke that was ran in either 2003 or 2004 when simon and the rest came up with a april fool's joke that a homeland security monitor would be watching ats member's post's.

April fool's fool ats isnt hosted in idaho.

And simon rules And so ats and has for years.

Long live ats

Falcon

Originally posted by Off_The_Street
Wait a minute. England is where they have Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine, right?

And they all voted for Kerry?

All voted for Kerry, I think its time we send New England back to Old England

That explains all the Masons , the Wiccans, and the Pope-Bashers.

Ah, the Evil Albion.

I wonder why the Romans built the Adrian Wall , only to leave afterwards..

they should have never built it in the first place!

Cursed land. Hope it Sinks. Ireland too.

Originally posted by Tartessian


Cursed land. Hope it Sinks. Ireland too.

You hope Ireland sinks!? WTF!?
Now back to the thread....I'm still waiting to hear why the original poster thought this was such a big deal!?

Originally posted by amb1063
whoooo hooo for the BRITS and the AUSSIES and the CANUCKS and the AMERICANS and who ever else is on the mod team and the behind the scene team of hard workers..............

Cautiously steps in here, fearing to leave someone out but others are from New Zealand, The Netherlands, Aruba and Arkansas. Oh yeah, that last one IS in the States. Just kidding Bro.

wow. Im amazed a topic that reqired one simple answer got so many replies

also amazed of how much the drama filter caught

-J

Originally posted by theshadowknows
wow. Im amazed a topic that reqired one simple answer got so many replies

There was no question asked....just a "statement" as if it was a big hidden conspiracy itself

Originally posted by Tartessian

I wonder why the Romans built the Adrian Wall

Actually it was Hadrian's wall. And they built it because he said to. He was the boss.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Simon Oritz and Simon Pokagon are the names of two well known native American writers. That would seem to be as American as can be.





[edit on 26-1-2005 by MaskedAvatar]

who? how about alvin, simon, theodore....
seriously though, i have no idea of ANY american Simons

I thought he lived on the Internets......

Just a few corrections to previous posts:

Hadrian's wall was built by a team of Scots let by Sandy McTavish to keep the English out. Its still working. I tripped over it myself once.

The only way you can be sure a guy is English is if his name is Niles or Nigel.

Simon is actually located on the mother ship... he is, after all, a Gray. Surprised nobody else noticed that little clue.

New England can't be returned to Olde England until its repaired. But don't worry, its still under warranty.

Originally posted by TrickmastertricK
I thought he lived on the Internets......

You mean, he lives in the matrix...
not the internet