What Being Ecosexual Means

a reply to: Advantage

wouldnt marry anything but another human being.. with parts I like.

hey hey...who said anything about marriage...these guys are in it for a one night stand type of thing.

but I always thought this kind of crap is sincere

Impossible to fake. You really need to love dirt to be able to do that. It would be akin to you marrying a guy with parts you dont like

a reply to: Advantage

I always chalk it up to a lot of people out there being spiritually empty and something like this fulfills that need in a really strange kind of way.

a reply to: ketsuko

Some People say The Darnedest Things....

Well... I REALLY like my car. I mean maybe I should slip in a quickie before a trade her in for a more fun and higher insurance vroom vroom...

Ill consider it.

My truck on the other hand has a tail pipe that needs fixing. Ill ask the husband just how much he loves it....

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Black_Fox

They're the idiots who "marry" the sea and stuff.

Marriage should be available to all..
1 man , 1 woman;
1 man, 1 man;
1 woman, 1 woman;
1 man, 1 ocean;
...

It's important not to discriminate, especially not against the sea.

Jesus christ, don't google Exosexual.

originally posted by: Lysergic
Jesus christ, don't google Exosexual.

Good grief ... it's the internet. You should know better than to google anything with the word "sex" anywhere near unless you have some idea of what you are looking for!

originally posted by: Lysergic
Jesus christ, don't google Exosexual.

I always go to the image section when I google anything with sex in it.

Dont listen to Kets...

originally posted by: Lysergic
Jesus christ, don't google Exosexual.

Too late.

I'm broken now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lysergic
Jesus christ, don't google Exosexual.

Too late.

I'm broken now.

That feeling deep in your guts... thats "enrichment"

a reply to: Advantage

I'm emotionally damaged goods now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Advantage

I'm emotionally damaged goods now.

Well then dont EVER delve into furries or squishers. or lots more I can plant in your head to really REALLY enrich you..

a reply to: Advantage

There are simply things that should not be done.

1. Get into a pie-eating contest with Michael Moore
2. Tattoo a polar bear
3. Google images of ecosexuals
4. Wear a chin-beard and a man-bun in any VFW bar
5. Never, ever, ever trust a fart on a first date.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Lysergic
Jesus christ, don't google Exosexual.

Good grief ... it's the internet. You should know better than to google anything with the word "sex" anywhere near unless you have some idea of what you are looking for!

Lonely ecosexuals have the opportunity to meet like-minded partners by visiting 'green' Internet dating sites such as planetearthsingles.com or greensingles.com.


Hey Man , Everybody Needs Love no matter how #ed Up in the Head they are......

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Advantage

There are simply things that should not be done.

1. Get into a pie-eating contest with Michael Moore
2. Tattoo a polar bear
3. Google images of ecosexuals
4. Wear a chin-beard and a man-bun in any VFW bar
5. Never, ever, ever trust a fart on a first date.

and number 6 is when Advantage suggests you really look into something cool and sends you a link... never under any circumstances click on it

originally posted by: Black_Fox

That's not what any of this is about.
It's about people feeling the need to pork earth.

Simply stated.

Didn't click vid link, but thank you for that visual.

In light of all of this, now the big mystery is what is and is not "earth porn"???? Could make for a fun meme sort of thing to go thru various environment photos ascribing them by the usual human porn categories. Oh dear, are we humans some sick puppies!

At least it's an alternative explanation for earth quakes.

a reply to: Black_Fox

She also said that

and also extremely intimate, consensual experienceswith it, which would make a lot of sense, if there weren’t so many better ways to actually save the earth.

Nowhere in the article did Mother Earth speak up or testify that she gave consent! This is why some artists remain poor in life and leech of government handouts.

a reply to: DustbowlDebutante

This is just bizarre. How anyone could possibly get any sort of sexual gratification from a (literal) hole in the ground, I certainly do not know..

Sado masochism? Splinters do it for her....