Another Birthday Thread But Who Is It This Time?

I would like to invite you to join me in wishing a particular member a Very Happy Birthday!

He has expressed to me that he prefers to remain anonymous at this point but, I can assure you that most of you
(the regulars) know of him and his posts.

Perhaps, he has ripped you with a one liner (I certainly have been a victim) or shot your theory down in flames with facts and figures.

His wit is unsurpassed and I am thankful that we are friends.
Hopefully, his wife doesn’t take this opportunity to poison him and he lives to a ripe old age of I don’t know… like, 75 or something.

I’ve written a little verse in his honor;

He calls the lightning from the sky
Classic fedora, twinkle in his eye
Teddy bears (the Bernstein variety) tremble at his feet
With a sippy straw, he savors his bourbon neat

So, I want to play a little game to make it, hopefully, slightly more interesting since we can’t really have a party. I will add to the poem as we go along. A game of charades, if you will, in a VR world.

May have to call in Dick Bimbo PI to figure out who it is.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY mystery person.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Is he still awake?

I would've thought it way past his bed time.

OMG, I know who it is!!!!!!!! LOL

Happy Birthday!!!

a reply to: Night Star

Shhhhh!

It's a long poem!

Hahaha!

Happy Birthday ATS member ,
Whom I'm not sure I remember,
But since you don't want to be known,
My detective skills I will hone,
As I wish you a great day,
And lots of good luck your way !

a reply to: Meldionne1

That's fantastic!

Thank you for playing along.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Night Star

Shhhhh!

It's a long poem!

Hahaha!

LOL! Don't worry, I'll play along, but I still want a party!

Bring on the next stanza...Birthday Person probably out stalking drifters tonight, anyway.

a reply to: Night Star
a reply to: IAMTAT

You two! Hahaha!

Okay...

With food and drink he does impress
His Italian cuisine is the best
Hints of illuminati mark his posts
Expert in ashlar and mixology, a gracious host

He'd say I'm giving in too soon but, I am weak to both of you!

someone tell me, I am being deprived of picking a cake.

a reply to: reldra

Okay, Reldra, cause I like ya!

Planning a meet with him can be somewhat tricky
People say, in your cocktail, he’ll slip a Mickey

originally posted by: reldra
someone tell me, I am being deprived of picking a cake.

I think this Mystery Birthday Person would probably prefer a cake someone jumps out of.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I can't deal with keeping up with this kind of thing. S&F cause you're adorable though. If only the whole world were filled with souls like yours. Then there would be no need for bastards like me. A great place the earth would be.

a reply to: TNMockingbird


Is it the mason?

a reply to: IAMTAT0

Oh gosh! You've guessed it!

originally posted by: Ksihkehe
a reply to: TNMockingbird
Then there would be no need for bastards like me. A great place the earth would be.

Did you know that you made a little poem there?


Thank you.

a reply to: Mousygretchen

Oh my Gosh Mousy!

I can't say, yet...

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I think I got it.

a reply to: reldra

The ultimate food pornographer, there is no replacement
However, you may find yourself in either the freezer or basement

a reply to: TNMockingbird


Yep...