Plastic surgery to look like an extraterrestrial.

Imagine someone did that and the greys really thought it was one of them.Anyway if somebody really did it,the most they`d look like are like hybrids.The human facial and body features are too different and complicated to be asimulated to a greys.I doubt no plastic surgen would even want to do that type of thing

Good point about FOX Dj. Prophet, if you contacted FOX it wouldn't surprise me if they put you on some new show or something and did the surgery free of charge. You'll probably get paid for it too! If they'll create a series where midgets marry other midgets (if I remember correctly) I'd say you've got a fair shot at it.

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That's the lady I was talking about!!! She brings a whole new meaning to the expression 'crazy cat lady'. Whoever her plastic surgeon is, he needs to have his lisence taken away for doing this. She obviously has mental problems.

Originally posted by ZeroDeep
This may be the closest anyone gets..

Deep

LOLOLOLOLOL rotflmao, A picture is worth a thousand words.

Great thread,
I dare you to call up a swedish sex doctor and ask how much the procedure would be, then do it, then add yourself to the freaks of lizard man and cat woman....



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If it could even be done I would think hundreds of thousands of dollars. Theres a guy thats trying to look like a tiger and has sent about that much money and his changes are modest to some of these.

I remember that guy...what a weirdo...

Well, let's see...

You'd need:

Cranial implants (custom made)
Nose job
Lip job
Ear Job
Full body electrolosis
Sex change (if male, if female I'd leave as it...you'd need to pee)
Eyes would be difficult and pretty experimental...
Some kind of skin treatment
Porcelain veneers (I'd go with having a slim one tooth-like ridge versus no teeth, so you could still eat)
Height adjusted, if too tall
Liposuction and tucks if too heavy

As mentioned, we're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars here....but man, I bet you could likely make that back career-wise....

Lay off micheal jackson don't you know he's living proof of the American dream? I mean what other country would allow a black boy to grow up to be a white woman?

sorry for being first off the draw with the MJ gag

Lay off micheal jackson don't you know he's living proof of the American dream? I mean what other country would allow a black boy to grow up to be a white woman?

Man, you gotta warn someone before doing that! I just about ruined another keyboard!

Originally posted by Duzey
There's that NY socialite lady, I can't remember her name, who has been having surgery to look like a cat. She's spent well over $100,000 by now, I'm sure.

Not a cat, a lion and I've seen a picture of her. Freaky man!!

I think the lizzard man doesnt look bad, but only for mardi grass or Halloween, wouldn't wanna look like that for the rest of the year.

The catwomen and MJ look like badly repaired victims of Hannibal Lector...

This thread does not make any sense to me. I thought the folks that believe in aliens want to meet the real thing, not become one. Did I miss something here?

Genitals removed? ACK, that's just a bad bad thought. I like my naughty bits

That lizard man is pretty freaky, too. Just thinking about having my tongue split sends chills down my spine. I once read through the procedure for this, and it is horribly disgusting, painful and lasts for months, until the scar tissue builds up.

And I think if someone who had it done stuck their tongue out at me, and made the seperate 'pointy parts' wiggle independantly, I would scream and run away.

LOL...I think that forked tongue would make me run too. I wouldn't want that unly thing coming near any part of my body!

I'm not so sure....I'd think that it'd be quite a hit with the ladies, at least for a certain activity, hehe...

All I can say is EWWWW.

Please mods, don't warn me for a one liner, I just had to say it.

Take it from this lady, NO THANKS!!!!!

The original/unmodified/stock equipment provided for such activities is more than sufficient, when utilized in the correct manner. A tongue stud or ring, now that's a completely different story......

You should become a Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.

yo sum1 mentioned the tiger thing here: