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originally posted by: introvert
This is nothing, in my opinion. Even Huffpo said it wasn't "jaw dropping".
Moving on.
originally posted by: jellyrev
I am a cis gendered man lol but Luke Bryan is much better looking than her.
The pic shown so far is her best pic on google images. They really have to doll her up. The chin, the nose, the eyes, the cheeks, they don't fit well together. Her smile just looks funky.
It'd be awesome if everyone was beautiful but that is not reality.
I hope the media runs with this. It is so not groundbreaking that it will backfire and it will help trump.
originally posted by: theantediluvian
originally posted by: introvert
This is nothing, in my opinion. Even Huffpo said it wasn't "jaw dropping".
Moving on.
Well it's not *nothing* this is a thread to preemptively ridicule any more material that might be ridiculed. It would be like somebody starting WikiLeaks threads first to point out how ridiculous the releases are.
originally posted by: angeldoll
a reply to: TheBulk
Donald Trump makes Bill Clinton look like a shy fifteen year old boy.
"I came on to her like a bitch". Oh really. I'm sure she loved that. *rolls eyes*
Anyway, I've stopped worrying about it today. I'm just having fun. It's over for Trump.
It's OVER bud.
originally posted by: angeldoll
I would like to critique Trump's appearance since he's all about making judgments about women's appearances. Maybe he needs a woman to critique his. Maybe it will help him, likes he helps other woman.
Let's see where to start.
First, his hands are disproportionally small for his body. That kind of jumps out at you.
Bad skin. He suffers from terrible discoloration, and needs to see a dermatologist. He has weird white spots around his eyes. His eyes are very puffy and baggy. He needs an eye lift, yes? Plus, the poor old thing is covered in wrinkles.
I know he can't help that, because, you know, old. Well past the point of being a "10". Sorry, Donald, I know how you love "10's", but you're not one. : (
His mouth is way to small for his face. My goodness, it looks like a butthole.
And his teeth are too yellow. But maybe it's just the reflection from his orange face? Dunno.
Now, about his hair. Enough said. What color is it though? Sometimes it looks white, sometimes blonde, sometimes grey, sometimes orange. I can't really tell.
Oh. He is fat as a hog. He must eat like a pig. He must eat more like a pig than the former Miss Universe, or Rosie ODonnald. Or maybe more than both of them put together.
He has man boobs. You'd think a man who is "very, very rich" could afford breast reduction surgery. Maybe Melania will make him an appointment without telling him, for a boob job, like he's done other women he's dated. He's often said you can't be a "10" without good boobs, right?
Have I left out anything? Did I mention he's orange and fat? And puffy?
There ya go Donald! I wonder if women who can't resist beautiful men could resist YOU. I bet they could. I bet they don't want to walk up to you and grab your private parts.
(Yes, I know this is mean, and it's not me. But dammit, he deserves it.)
originally posted by: Krahzeef_Ukhar
a reply to: TinfoilTP
Sounds like a lot of work for a dollar.
originally posted by: angeldoll
Whoa, he also said (from the Huff article) re: non disclosure agreements
"NDAs are standard for Trump employees, and the real estate mogul has sued people ― including his ex-wife Ivana ― for violating them. He also sued Barbara Corcoran, who then worked in real estate, for speaking with New York magazine about one of his business deals. In that case, a judge ruled against Trump.
The former reality TV star has said he would consider requiring high-level federal employees to sign NDAs if he is elected president."
So much for 'transparency".
He doesn't want to be President, he wants to be a celebrity King. Think of all the "meat" he can seduce. Molest. Romance. Assault. Take your pick.