2016 Presidential Debate Prediction

a reply to: ketsuko

There's drinking games going on in the big thread. It's only going to get funnier tonight.

originally posted by: EchoesInTime
a reply to: ketsuko

There's drinking games going on in the big thread. It's only going to get funnier tonight.

I'm going to get off work and peruse some of these threads - I HOPE we have some drunk posters.

I (fortunately) will be working so I look forward to our resident ATS'ers drunk commentary on the debates.

Don't let me down, folks.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: EchoesInTime
a reply to: DBCowboy

What? No Gifs?
I think there's gonna be a lot of Drunk while posting going on tonight. I've laughed so much already at these threads comments.

Oh, we're supposed to be doing this drunk?

Well, yeah! Didn't you get the memo? It's REQUIRED!

originally posted by: Whereismypassword
Hold on,how does his small hands protect him from a Hillary groin kick?

Surely small hands would lessen his blocking chance

I'm kind of hoping your post comes true would be TV gold

small hands = small genitals duh

a reply to: EchoesInTime

I haven't been sober since late July. (around 3-ish)

Only way I can get through the rest of this political season.

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Doesn't he pretty much think that anyway?

originally posted by: brutus61

originally posted by: Whereismypassword
Hold on,how does his small hands protect him from a Hillary groin kick?

Surely small hands would lessen his blocking chance

I'm kind of hoping your post comes true would be TV gold

small hands = small genitals duh

There's always someone to spoil it and give it away. Subtlety is dead.

Just a footnote. . . . .

If my prediction/prophesy doesn't come to pass, it will be because of the Mandela Effect.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Do You remember the Kim Sex Tape #1? Remember what 'the grand finale' was in movie #1?

Guess what the 'grand finale' is in movie #2?

originally posted by: RomeByFire
I'm predicting a scripted "debate," between two life long acquaintances that pretend and peddle the illusion that they are "enemies," by means of loaded questions and a controlled "debate flow."

I suspect little substance will be offered and will instead devolve into a jokingly awful debacle of memes and pop culture references.

Thankfully I will be working so I won't have time to listen or hear about the sheer ridiculousness that comes of this.

What a shame it is to be an American and have these two asshats "represent us the people."

It happens more often than you think! DBCowboy has a point...burp! Cameron for instance, is one scary Dude....

a reply to: JimNasium

I've never watched a Kim movie.

I'm not old enough.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just a footnote. . . . .

If my prediction/prophesy doesn't come to pass, it will be because of the Mandela Effect.

Hahaha, please oh great ME God(s) don't take this prophecy away from us!

originally posted by: JimNasium
a reply to: DBCowboy

Do You remember the Kim Sex Tape #1? Remember what 'the grand finale' was in movie #1?

Guess what the 'grand finale' is in movie #2?

Did you mean Kim Kardashian or Kim of North Korea?

I've seen all of his.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: JimNasium
a reply to: DBCowboy

Do You remember the Kim Sex Tape #1? Remember what 'the grand finale' was in movie #1?

Guess what the 'grand finale' is in movie #2?

Did you mean Kim Kardashian or Kim of North Korea?

I've seen all of his.

I got a blast out of his latest.

I predict ATS will be broken by the time it is over.

a reply to: lightedhype

That´s what I said to my niche, when she mentioned the debate yesterday (for me, yesterday was 47 minutes ago).
I´m on the live stream on cnn for 3 minutes now and I´m already sick of the words "minutes away..."...

originally posted by: JimNasium
a reply to: DBCowboy



Guess what the 'grand finale' is in movie #2?

That'll be both Kim's eating cheese! Eyend of the woyald stuff.

I predict Hillary will have a seizure and Trump will be booed off for making fun of her shaking body.

Then BLM will get on the stage and say some really dumb stuff. Before they are finished Kayne will interupt and finally proclaim he is a gay fish.
And then at the end Snoop Dogg and Gary Johnson will roll up on the stage smoking some big fat doobies. As the credits are about to roll Jill stein will pull out a spray can and graffiti the moderators booth and the cameras. The graffiti will be a map of syria with Aleppo labeled, and a pic of Gary with a dunce cap.

originally posted by: Whereismypassword
Hold on,how does his small hands protect him from a Hillary groin kick?

Surely small hands would lessen his blocking chance

I'm kind of hoping your post comes true would be TV gold

The size of other pieces and parts often correlates with the size of a person's hands.