Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold up rectum

you think the guy buying the gold knew how this gem was getting out to him?

If he added a tungsten weight prior to entering he could fool any system designed to see a difference in weight?

a reply to: DigitalVigilante420



Wonder if it looked like this when it came out.

originally posted by: Slickinfinity
If he added a tungsten weight prior to entering he could fool any system designed to see a difference in weight?

I see the plot of this movie coming together nicely.

Imagine George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon sitting around a high-rise hotel room discussing "The Rim Job."

George: First, you gotta offset the weight of those sensors.
Pitt: How about you use this tungsten weight? ::retrieves weight from briefcase::
Damon: I'm gonna need another jar of vaseline.

Enter Charlie Sheen.

Rectum? Hell, damn near killed him.

a reply to: DigitalVigilante420

wasn't this a james bond movie,"the man with the golden bum?"

a reply to: tadaman

he only got a few nuggets......

a reply to: blkcwbyhat

maybe goldfinger?

Many years ago, I had the unfortunate experience of spending a few weeks at my local county jail.

I was shocked and appalled when I was forced to strip naked, spread my buttocks and cough, with a guard inspecting my corn hole from a few feet away.

I thought this was completely unnecessary until I entered general population.

I soon discovered that it was common practice for inmates to "keester" contraband into the facility.

Evidently, there is a fair amount of storage available in your "man purse", if you are dumb enough to do such things.

originally posted by: Tuomptonite

I was shocked and appalled when I was forced to strip naked, spread my buttocks and cough, with a guard inspecting my corn hole from a few feet away.

Did he at least give you a critique?

Sir, your cornhole is magnificent.

a reply to: Greggers

Lmao! I was too humiliated too ask for a cornhole critique. However, I learned that many inmates enjoy making the guards uncomfortable by doing just that. One guy asked the guard if he had any dingleberries. Another decided to slap himself on the cheeks and twerk. Lol. I guess it's kind of a game to try and make the guards feel more awkward than yourself.