This silly moon has been orbiting me for millions of years,
She gives my ocean tides and strong undertows,
They say the moon was once part of me, no way,
I wonder where she came from and is she man made,
This moon does not rotate, from gravity lock, no!
She even blocks the sun sometimes,
I tossed a rock at her and it sounded like a bell,
All the humans just feed me with trash,
It's been a long time since I ate anything good,
So I sucked her in and Nom Nom Nom she tasted like pizza,
Tonight I ate the moon, yum...🌚