How on Earth is Hillary Clinton still alive?

Every day we hear some new news about the apparently dire state Of Hillary Clinton's health. Why don't we look at all the things wrong with Clinton, and once we have done so, it really does beggar belief that she is still alive.

So according to Ben Stein she looks like his mother who has lupus

With all those seizures she's been having it's amazing she can even stand up straight. It's all true though because this anonymous yet informed source tells us so.

“It’s true,” one source — who spoke DIRECTLY to the individual who brazenly disclosed the information — told Radar exclusively.

The truth is Hillary suffered two strokes while in office. They were both hushed up.”

It must be difficult having all those seizures and two strokes as well as having multiple sclerosis as the ever reliable unpartisan site catholic.org tells us. And what about the pooping?? She's wearing adult diapers so it seems she can't even walk without constantly pooping herself.

I'd find these conditions debilitating enough, but by golly, she also has Parkinson's. How does she even stand up? Well it turns out she can't even do that without support.

Could Hillary also be the first special needs candidate?

Is Hillary Clinton mentally impaired with special needs? The Texas Republican Louie Gohmert seems to think she is. While speaking at the Value Voters Summit, Louie Gohmert made a point to refer to Clinton several times as both special needs and mentally impaired. Louie Gohmert went on to say that he did not believe people should be making fun of her, but supporting her through prayers for her unstable mental health.

“A true believer does what Jesus did… you don’t make fun of people who are impaired, have special needs, and whether you like her or not, Hillary Clinton’s made clear, she is mentally impaired.”

By golly, a real life Forrest Gump.

Wow, she must be superhuman, as it seems she also has HIV.

In their new book, Bill & Hillary: So This is That Thing Called Love, the authors interview Clinton insiders who claim that Bill slept with so many women that Hillary Clinton has repeatedly forced him to get an HIV test from the doctor. This is because the former President “favored unprotected sex.”

And while the first tests came back negative, HIV and AIDS might explain an ongoing mystery. Over the years, both Clintons have kept their medical records a secret. Clinton has explained his rapidly changing appearance to his heart surgery and “new diet” but he has looked increasingly thin and weak at Hillary campaign rallies.

I'm glad these political insiders are here to inform me of this as I just wouldn't be aware of just how sick Hillary is. The ever reliable Natural News informs me she also has Vascular Dementia, and she only has one year left to live. Combined with her heart problem the lady is obviously on borrowed time. Let's not forget the cancer and the huge crater on her tongue.

So the real question remains, is Hillary in fact dead? This too can't be ruled out, as it appears she has a body double.

I don't even like the lady, but I sure have to respect her ability to carry on in the face of such overwhelming threatening life illnesses. We do know she has pneumonia, but all these other conditions are such a well documented revelation to me.

The fact that she's dead and can carry on carrying on makes me admire her, who'd of thought?

a reply to: cuckooold

What makes you think she is alive?

Hillary Clinton Dead??? Reported by news anchors on NYC WABC-7 TV


this is where the missing billions from the Clinton Foundation wen't too.

a reply to: cuckooold

witchcraft , black magic, human suffering

a reply to: cuckooold

Perhaps a little honesty from her would put all of these stories to bed.

But she can't.

If you cannot see how ill she is. If you can't view the obvious when they have 3 people pouring her into a van.

She is not well and the continued excuses are laughable.

She is a sick little witch, she is.

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Mandela effect

There has been nothing but bad press around Clinton and it only gets worse day to day. Everything from Benghazi to the Wikileaks emails should have granted nothing but ridicule and prison time. Instead we now have this sickness. In turn I invite you and everyone else here to answer a question.

Is Hillary

a) deceased and currently being portrayed by a look alike?

or

b) having those around her leak bad news about her health as a distraction and an attempt to control the current narrative?

It's been almost three days. Where is Hillary?

She's also reported to have syphilis. I swear I heard it.

a reply to: starviego

Resting under doctors. orders. She will be back on the trail on Thursday.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: starviego

Resting under doctors. orders. She will be back on the trail on Thursday.

how do you know.. Oh yeah.. never mind.

Odd she has to have a doctor walking around with her at all times..

a reply to: Sillyolme

She's also reported to have syphilis. I swear I heard it.

Can I quote you on that!

Did you here it at a special meeting perhaps?

With the way her hubby is, it would not be beyond belief would it.

You harm with every post.

Just whose side are you on anyway?

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originally posted by: starviego
It's been almost three days. Where is Hillary?

Well according to one news story ... the wicked witch is dead.

But considering US Politics ... who the hell knows.

Apparently they can and have elected dead people to serve.

Here

Beats me!

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This is politics-everyone gets torn up-and Hillary has done much more than torn up other people. Hillary has led a very sordid life starting with being fired during the Nixon investigation. That much evil seems to be taking a toll on her physicality-mentality.
Her supporters just can't seem to turn their heads away anymore and TPTB have used and abandoned her.

She has done so much damage to so many people and has the possible ability to do so more more than I have no sympathy for her present situation.

This election will be interesting indeed. I want to be proud to be an American again; but so much damage to be righted that I don't know if I will see it in my lifetime, if ever-and that makes me sad.

Hillary Clinton's current downfall can't even bring me joy.

Briefly Check out this interview of Bill Clinton by Charlie Rose.

Link: www.mediaite.com...

If Hillary had died, would Bill look and act so normal? (Normal for him, of course)

a reply to: carewemust

I'm sorry I just don't get where your conviction comes from that Bill would act any differently than expected of him for whatever story they are going with. Their marriage has never had the feeling to me of being anything more than a political one. I could be wrong, but it always seemed one of mutual self interest rather than love.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
She's also reported to have syphilis. I swear I heard it.

I know you said this in jest but given who her husband is, Slick Willy could have contracted almost anything honestly!

a reply to: Puppylove

OK.. I buy that. Didn't Bill give a speech at the DNC convention describing how he met, and loves her? If there's anyone who would not care if their spouse died, it would be Hillary not getting too torn up over Bill's death, I would think.

But at any rate... how about Chelsea? She wears her heart on her sleeve. Is there any video of her from the past 3 days? She wouldn't be able to hide her grief.

originally posted by: carewemust
Briefly Check out this interview of Bill Clinton by Charlie Rose.

Link: www.mediaite.com...

If Hillary had died, would Bill look and act so normal? (Normal for him, of course)

Is that the interview where they edited out, "frequently" from Bill?

They said it was for time that they cut it out.

a reply to: carewemust

I'm not sure. I think from what I've heard, she's the only person that both Bill and Hillary actually have anything resembling real feelings for. From what I hear she's the real chink in their armor.