Ode to Zika dude (or dudette)

Oh how we love you.
You brighten up our day.
Who else, but you,
could take our Zika away?

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Oh how we love you.
You brighten up our day.
Who else, but you,
could take our Zika away?

Thank you on behalf of all us"Zikaphobes".

a reply to: TerryDon79

Terry i dont even...

This is too funny.

a reply to: TerryDon79

There once was a mapper of Zika
Whose life never went deeper
About our health he appeared to care
But his constant posting gave us a scare
May a mosquito fly up his keister

a reply to: TerryDon79

A worm in the burger, leaves many tummies feeling bad
To the service counter we go, fuming and mad
We shout and complain, and say, 'look! A worm in the meat!'
But with a smile and wink, Mcdonald's will say
'Here. Have another. Our treat!'

--dedicated to worm burger spammer

Wow. Just wrote my own Zika ode and then there's this!
Great minds infected with the Zika think alike...

a reply to: TerryDon79

I nominate you for writer status !!!!

Odes are so last year. It's Pokemon Go time. A Zikachu:

a reply to: TDawg61

You're very welcome and I'm glad I could be of service.

a reply to: TerryDon79

If I may be so bold as to expound on your prose....

If not for your Zika map,
the world would not know how to find this disease.
X marks the spot,
Where the treasure-virus is found with great ease.

Thank you, Zika dude or dudette!

originally posted by: OneGoal
a reply to: TerryDon79

Terry i dont even...

This is too funny.

Who's trying to be funny?

Zika dude (or dudette) is like a super hero that just won't die and has no weakness.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That sounds like it might itch.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

There's nothing wrong with added protein.

And, apparently, worm burgers are a thing *retch*

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

I've been infected with all sorts. I'm like the modern day, walking petri dish.

a reply to: xuenchen

I would like to thank my mum, dad, sister, wife, dog, fishes, ATS, but most of all....Zika dude (or dudette)!

a reply to: intrepid

They've infected Pokemon?!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

a reply to: TerryDon79

Just make sure you get your $10 gift card after you retch

a reply to: MotherMayEye

That's got a certain "pirates of the carribean" feel.

I like it!

It's the Zikapocalyse and we're writing poetry and making jokes?Oh the humanity...

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

But that means eating (or even thinking) about another one!

Guess who was stupid enough to google "worm burger"?

Me! *shudders*