My All Time Favorite Threads

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
An Ode to duality, 2 messages per link for the price of one.

Tis the work of a Freemason

You caught that.

We call those Easter Eggs in the Masonic Disinformation Racket.

Remember this one???

• AugustusMasonicus, Political Ideology:
  
  Larger, More Liberal Government Is the Answer!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You are too kind to put me in this thread. I don't feel I deserve the honor.

Not when you yourself have authored such stunning threads.

• AgstusMasonicus, Survival:
  
  What body parts not to put in the blender, or "Why I can only count to eight now"

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*snicker snicker*

The Augster strikes again.



You know me too well...


That kinda scares me.

originally posted by: Benevolent Heretic
Remember this one???

• AugustusMasonicus, Political Ideology:
  
  Larger, More Liberal Government Is the Answer!
  

I do!

I think I drank an entire bottle of Balvenie 21 when I posted that thread.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

• AgstusMasonicus, Survival:
  
  What body parts not to put in the blender, or "Why I can only count to eight now"
  

Yeah, that whole incident really put a crimp on my giving myself a Stranger.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
You know me too well...


That kinda scares me.

I was going to try and sneak in something about snow machines, are you even more scared now?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I swear, I only wore the leopard print speedos once whilst snowplowing my roof.


Tell someone your deepest darkest secrets under the influence of Crown Royal... and the masonic bugger never lets you live it down.

*sigh*

originally posted by: CranialSponge
I swear, I only wore the leopard print speedos once whilst snowplowing my roof.

Lest anyone think this is embellished this is a true story. Spongey, like most Canadians, is impervious to cold (and good fashion sense) and can often be observed parading around on her roof in skimpy attire.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Your posts are like funny B-rated movies that deserve attention, irrelevant of how bad they are.



Here's one for ya...

AugustusMasonicus, The Gray Area: (the space between his ears, lol)

Help!! The NSA is watching my every stroke by monitoring the fluctuations in my CSI data!

a reply to: eisegesis

Thank you sir.

That thread was an eye opener for me, the fact that they were monitoring my stroking was at the same time both frightening and stimulating.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Spongey, like most Canadians, is impervious to cold (and good fashion sense) and can often be observed parading around on her roof in skimpy attire.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
That thread was an eye opener for me, the fact that they were monitoring my stroking was at the same time both frightening and stimulating.

You know what they say... Pictures or...

originally posted by: Benevolent Heretic
You know what they say... Pictures or...

Yeah, Spongey! Post those pictures.

Then I'll post mine....

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

This is my own thread, but definitely my favourite

My past life! A realistic account of being a transgender T-Rex

originally posted by: TerryDon79
This is my own thread, but definitely my favourite

My past life! A realistic account of being a transgender T-Rex

Ah, the good old days, when a T-rex could just take a whiz anywhere without having to worry about which bathroom to use.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

To literally be "the bear who does it in the woods". Also known as "the good ole days".

originally posted by: TerryDon79
To literally be "the bear who does it in the woods".

Is that the story about the chick and the porridge?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
To literally be "the bear who does it in the woods".

Is that the story about the chick and the porridge?

Yeah. They just left out why there were "chocolate chunks" in the porridge.

*shudder*

a reply to: TerryDon79

I don't like this thread anymore.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TerryDon79

I don't like this thread anymore.

You mean you actually liked it from the beginning?