I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

a reply to: wdkirk

And that, people, is how you segue.

Hopefully the thread expert on dresses for men will return and get you a fitting.

You a Vera's Wang kinda guy?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: wdkirk

And that, people, is how you segue.

Hopefully the thread expert on dresses for men will return and get you a fitting.

You a Vera's Wang kinda guy?

Something to cover my Wang is what I was hoping for.
Something in a nice Mandela cut with dimensional glitter.

..something that covers my low hanging kidneys would be great.

a reply to: wdkirk

If Nelson was here he would weep tears of joy and ecstasy at that news.

Then I would scoop up those tears and drink them with gin and a lemon twist.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: wdkirk

If Nelson was here he would weep tears of joy and ecstasy at that news.

Then I would scoop up those tears and drink them with gin and a lemon twist.

...a Mandela Mule....nice.

originally posted by: wdkirk
...a Mandela Mule....nice.

I drink the good stuff in every dimension.

I think this is actually "The Manilow Effect".

I can't live. . . . if living is without you in this time line. . . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

I remember when you were a showgirl who did the Cha-cha.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Love it! So special that you were chosen to relay this information to your fellow ATS'ers. It does make sense though, with the whole Mason/Illuminati connection thing you've got going on

Uhhhh.......okay. So, how do we go about correcting this?

Use the goddamn Google results when you search for things, your memory sucks!!!! You think Al Gore gave you the internet to only look at cat memes?

Yes!!! Although cat meme's are what the interwebz are really all about. Who couldn't love an animal that has a day named after them. Best day of the week is Caturday dude!

But what if we disagree with those results?
Then take some friggin' ginkgo biloba.

Problem solved!

You did forget one question...are they the Berenstain Bears or the Berenstein Bears? Lol

I do wonder what he would think about this whole Mandela Effect bizarreness.

originally posted by: Jennyfrenzy
Love it! So special that you were chosen to relay this information to your fellow ATS'ers. It does make sense though, with the whole Mason/Illuminati connection thing you've got going on

Yeah, it was kind of a special assignment. Normally I handle Masonic Mind Control with a side specialization in Chemtrails so to get this gig was kinda cool.

Yes!!! Although cat meme's are what the interwebz are really all about. Who couldn't love an animal that has a day named after them. Best day of the week is Caturday dude!

Yeah, that's like everyday with a cat.

You did forget one question...are they the Berenstain Bears or the Berenstein Bears? Lol

Nelson is a shift 'Stainer.

I do wonder what he would think about this whole Mandela Effect bizarreness.

Hopefully laugh and make up some s*** to mess with everyone.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Saw the thread title, thought "Augustus wrote this."

Saw the thread author--You can't explain that!

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
You can't explain that!

Yes you can. It's a certain effect, I just can't seem to remember the name of it though........

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's the 'I Browse ATS So Much I Can Tell Who Wrote A Thread Just By Looking At The Title' Effect.

Soon to be the new ATS fad that has everyone clawing to post how they are experiencing it on an unusual basis.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
It's the 'I Browse ATS So Much I Can Tell Who Wrote A Thread Just By Looking At The Title' Effect.
Soon to be the new ATS fad that has everyone clawing to post how they are experiencing it on an unusual basis.

I almost feel as if I can do that as well sometimes.

I think it's when I've been binge reading ATS. Like tonight.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

And so the mass hysteria begins with TNMockingbird!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I think it's only fair to name it after you though.

The NB effect.

'Once you've experienced it for yourself, it's quite profound and life changing'.

a reply to: TNMockingbird


Sorry, but I already have an 'effect' named after me. I was the first guy to walk into a thread and make this sound happen in readers' heads

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
It's the 'I Browse ATS So Much I Can Tell Who Wrote A Thread Just By Looking At The Title' Effect.

Soon to be the new ATS fad that has everyone clawing to post how they are experiencing it on an unusual basis.

I know that effect! Whenever I see a thread about Zika and maps I think, 'Zika Map Guy!', and guess what? It's him.

You're brilliant.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

what are you talking about there is at least one dimension where everyone who was anyone is dead!

what are you waiting for start interviewing

Bowie next please

originally posted by: sapien82
Bowie next please

He has no conspiracy topics related to him, Maybe McCartney.