I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

a reply to: olaru12

Thanks, I just had a seizure.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Sounds delicious. ....desert adds it to her list ..... but I wanted to have a cocktail to honor your post. I'm not sure I could come up with one. Wait, something with absinthe.... a lot of absinthe.

originally posted by: desert
Wait, something with absinthe.... a lot of absinthe.

Yes, because the Mandela Effect is caused by absinthe-mindedness.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus


If you could write me a letter of recommendation when I apply to be an investigative journalist at the Washington Post that would be awesome. I would so buy you a sixer of Meister Brau.

As soon as the nurses here at the institute allow me to have crayons again, you can consider it done!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
As soon as the nurses here at the institute allow me to have crayons again, you can consider it done!

Cool. Let me go grab your beer then we can chug them down while eating paste.

So the Freemasons can contact the dead??!! I always knew they were involved with ME and now a confirmation of involvement with the Illuminati! Tyle! TMI.

Somebody on Reddit is going to re-post this with a lot of swearing and cursing to emphasize how they knew it all along! As soon as I figure out how to log out of this place...

(lulz. Next time you summon, er, scrye Nelson Mandela ask him about Sally Fiel--- Forest Gump's mother's actual actress' name in RL).

S+F because you have less spelling mistakes than half the other ME threads out there!

[ETA: Nice use of 'scalar wave'! ]

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

So the Freemasons can contact the dead??!! I always knew they were involved with ME and now a confirmation of involvement with the Illuminati! Tyle! TMI.

I know, the cat is out of the baggage as we say in my timeline.

Somebody on Reddit is going to re-post this with a lot of swearing and cursing to emphasize how they knew it all along! As soon as I figure out how to log out of this place...

I would like a link to that.

(lulz. Next time you summon, er, scrye Nelson Mandela ask him about Sally Fiel--- Forest Gump's mother's actual actress' name in RL).

We call her Mrs. Fields and enjoy her tasty baked goods.

S+F because you have less spelling mistakes than half the other ME threads out there!

I have NO spelling mistakes despite the absurd sign language the guy used.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well done.

At least he is free now.

a reply to: desert

hmmm ... absinthe contains wormwood, which is toxic with some psychotropic elements, a worm burrowing through wood, this could be metaphor inferring a great worm making holes in the fabric of reality connecting parallel universes, a great worm eating its tail OMG....CERN...... ME confirmed, now it all makes sense, thank you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Hey, Gus!! Good thread. I'm so tired of seeing "Mandela Effect" I could slip into a coma - same as "Pokemon Go".....

sigh.

ANyway - was enjoying your OP here (and will continue to do so) when this one caught my eye:

MANDELA: It doesn't sound like s***, I jammed a #2 pencil in both my eardrums.

I have always wondered....while it's on topic here, an important question. And I am serious about this shizzle (did he really coin the term "shizzle"? That's awesome. I just made up a word today: "wipes". It's short for.....well.....you know. Poopy-place wipes. A person is a wipe if he's like, a-hole, you know....).

Anyway - about this shizzle....

if an alien mutant slug shaped like a tribble crossed with an octopus (or hell, just an octopus - or a cute little purple squid guy) attached itself to your face - covering with suction cups your eyes nose and mouth ------

if you jabbed #2 pencils into your ears would you be able to breathe? Like a tracheostomy emergency puncture of airway thing?

I've been asking this question for ages (references available upon request), and haven't got a definitive answer. As a person whose eustachian tubes are uber sensitive, short, and very drainy, I am acutely aware of my ears. Once I had stuffed a napkin into my left ear as a make-shift earplug at a rock show that was

WAY TOO LOUD

and then forgot about the thing. A few weeks later, I noticed pain. Went to the doc - they pulled that 'plug' out with 10" tweezers...LOL!!!!

Never did that again.

a reply to: Cobaltic1978

There was nothing said about Nelson Mandela being free from the Adam Sandler speaking deamons! It was just that the Free Energy device was running out so they hand signaled they would call later (Hawaiian hang loose, puts up to the side of head... you know!).

We should start a world wide charity to free him from their control! I have the perfect song! Free Nelson Mandela, again. What are Hall and Oates up to these days? In my timeline, Boy George was still alive so we might have to give him a call to! Prince, well, next time Augustus we need to know once and for all about that one, ok?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Best thread in a long long while.
And I'm not being sarcastic, for once.
Long live Mandela
Mandela effected lives matter

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

In my timeline, you still owe me a trip to the New York Historical Society!



The song I chose to make you feel bad (due to it's opening lyrics), is called Flat Earth Society. Stick that in your satirical pipe, lol.

...and in a game where the lowest score wins, you've just been awarded ZERO points for making this thread.

Congratulations!

a reply to: CatandtheHatchet

Sorry I was gone so long. Between the hilarity of this thread and the high temperature outside, I had to take a dip in the pool to take care of a couple things. It was my neighbor's pool.... he'll never know.... or will he?
Anyway, I think I now have the drink for this thread....

Absinthe
Swiss Chocolate Liqueur
A Gummi worm for garnish.

Now.... it just needs a name....

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Well done.

At least he is free now.

*sigh*

One could only wish, but do you really think it will happen?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hey, mister. Found this on the baggage carousel.

originally posted by: EmmanuelGoldstein
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Best thread in a long long while.
And I'm not being sarcastic, for once.
Long live Mandela
Mandela effected lives matter

I concur wholeheartedly, the man's effect on the world stage was massive. How anybody can live in ignorance of this man's effect on the world, deserve to believe they are stuck in an alternate timeline.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
And I am serious about this shizzle (did he really coin the term "shizzle"? That's awesome.

No, that was the famous rapper Snoop Canine.

if you jabbed #2 pencils into your ears would you be able to breathe? Like a tracheostomy emergency puncture of airway thing?

I think the answer is yes. I bet Neo and Xueunchen would be thrilled if you tried but don't do it.

originally posted by: EmmanuelGoldstein
Best thread in a long long while.
And I'm not being sarcastic, for once.
Long live Mandela
Mandela effected lives matter

'Long live Mandela'. That was actually quite funny considering. Maybe our hashtag should be #longlivedMandela

May I say for the record until the Mandala Wave hits this post (this what the "Mandela Effect" is known as in my home-world) ... you're a veritable comic genius.