The collective American unconscious attacks Huma Abedin

Huma Abedin, the long-term staffer and personal assistant to Hillary Clinton, was assaulted by an inanimate object after Clinton's big DNC speech last week. An American flag collapsed under the onerous weight of the negative force-shell that surrounds Ms. Abedin.

Creepily, this has happened before, when Ms. Clinton was running for president in 2007.

video of flag v. staffer

The psychic pressure of the irritation of millions of Americans, inflamed at the thought of this Agent of the Muslim brotherhood being the consort of the next president, has actually caused symbols of patriotism to become magnetized and to try to stick to this woman.

Unless the DNC is buying cheap, foreign-made flags, then there is a reason why this keeps happening to democrats, specifically the Islamist ones while they are at a public event trying to get Hillary's coronation arranged.

The anger of millions of potential voters has inadvertantly manifested as a tulpa, a thought-form capable of interacting with the physical universe in observable ways.

This is probably some of the best satire I've read on ATS in a long time.

Star and flag for you good sir(or ma'am).

a reply to: projectvxn

It would be satire, only if it weren't true. But alas, because it is in fact true, it's merely irony.

At least we keep telling ourselves that, imploring our brains to maintain the baseline state of consciousness in which flags of a nation to not suddenly quiver like Arthur's excalibur, springing to life to defend the land against some Morgana Le Fay.


And I am in fact a gentleman, sir. Despite the oodles of viagra pills, which I gobble down like so many m&m's.

a reply to: redempsh

Even if you think its true I think its hilarious.

Maybe the universe is trying to tell them something. Who knows?

a reply to: redempsh

Have you considered that the flag might simply like her a lot, and want to be closer to her?

It's far more likely that the flooring panel that the flag was on, was both loose and slightly warped, leading to its levering the flag pole over under the weight of passing people.

a reply to: TrueBrit

Huma Abedin is not fat sir.

a reply to: projectvxn

No.

But she weighs more than a flag on a pole does. Newton always gets his way. That is why it is important to build flooring correctly!

a reply to: TrueBrit

Way to ruin a joke.

a reply to: projectvxn

I am sorry.

On the upside, at least I haven't done as good of a job of ruling that joke, as the current candidates have done of ruining the joke that is democracy in the United States!

a reply to: TrueBrit

Ouch!!

I'd disagree, if I didn't, well, agree.

...and with that, we may safely assume that my nightly quota of 100 proof has been reached.

a reply to: redempsh

I feel it. I think ya might be on to something here.

It really is an "us against them" scenario. Our collective will cannot be undermined this time around. Election be damned. The people will leave a mark this time around. The outpouring of disdain I see in the streets is indicative of real change. Not just politically, but socially as well. People are learning and awakening on unforeseen levels.

I truly like it.

But i could be full of sh!t so there's that.

This is like the Democrats flaunting their dominance saying, look what we can do.. we're putting some shady Islamist agent in our administration. What are you gonna do about it?

If Democrats were lucid they would be outraged but I'm betting that they'll defend it, blindly as usual. The irony of the left always protecting Islam.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: redempsh

Have you considered that the flag might simply like her a lot, and want to be closer to her?

It's far more likely that the flooring panel that the flag was on, was both loose and slightly warped, leading to its levering the flag pole over under the weight of passing people.

Hmm, ironic or not.....this not so subtle symbolism depicts the American Flag falling under the pressure of The Muslim Brotherhood. Sarcasm, for sure, but, all in all not a pleasant scene. *opens door* let the foolish leftwing nut jobs c'mon in.

originally posted by: TheLaughingGod
The irony of the left always protecting Islam.

Shouldn't everyone be protected regardless of religion? (or color, or race, or preference in sports team etc)

a reply to: TheLaughingGod

Oh good grief. A Muslim American woman can be corrupt in the good ole way nearly all American politicians are.

originally posted by: Kali74
a reply to: TheLaughingGod

Oh good grief. A Muslim American woman can be corrupt in the good ole way nearly all American politicians are.

True.
But she has the potential of being a two-fer, given her Muslim Brotherhood connections.

Personally, I find Hillary more dangerous. She has Muslim Brotherhood and Wahabi connections while claiming to be Christian.... I would bet that she is an Atheist (not anything specifically wrong with that in itself) and is playing for the highest bidder.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: redempsh

Have you considered that the flag might simply like her a lot, and want to be closer to her?

It's far more likely that the flooring panel that the flag was on, was both loose and slightly warped, leading to its levering the flag pole over under the weight of passing people.

Actually, it looked like the flag fell away from her, running in the opposite direction lol

Cheers - Dave

a reply to: TrueBrit

the current candidates have done of ruining the joke that is democracy in the United States!

Dammit TrueBrit, I'm trying to keep my head in the sand- but you just won't let me!

Shouldn't everyone be protected regardless of religion? (or color, or race, or preference in sports team etc)

No.

People who are trying to hurt us should not be allowed to hide behind the protective camouflage of civil society. The authorities need to follow the rules of due process, but predators and enemies must be detected and prevented from harming us.

Edit to Add:

Our government used to have tests before individuals were allowed to immigrate into the US. The fears back then were about tuberculosis and typhoid, as well as insanity and allowing in criminals who were escaping justice in their home countries. My predecessors were interviewed by a representative of the US government, and were 'supervised' along their road to citizenship. One requirement was that they learn to speak English, and be able to recite their oath of citizenship in English (a requirement waived long ago.

Back then, "presumed innocence" applied only to people who were already citizens; not to any foreign national.

I think Huma just needs some new wiener, that's all.

I'll go first.