The Great New York City Meetup: Who Is In?

originally posted by: dashen
By the time we get to the bar and drinking spirits you wont be feeling anything at all, and most of us wont be able to do much walking either

Exactly. A little whiskey in her herbal tea and she would be feeling no pain. And by a little I mean a lot.

why do i keep getting the feeling when we meet up authorities will already be there with butterfly nets waiting to catch us?

a reply to: dashen

Paranoia.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

guilty

originally posted by: dashen
guilty

We already knew that via our monitoring program.

The FBI refused to grant me immunity, so I can't show up.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't be a wuss, I got your three 'Cs' for you: ciggies, Chivas and couch.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I would take the fall for you as long as you made me laugh the entire time!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't be a wuss, I got your three 'Cs' for you: ciggies, Chivas and couch.

Chivas and coke.

I never drink it straight.


(gag, I can't believe I just wrote that)

a reply to: DBCowboy

Fine. Four 'Cs'.

I can even get a fifth 'C' if you ask nicely.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
I'm afraid with my back problems and nerve damage, I would only slow everyone down.

We could all take turns pushing you around in a hand truck.

Ahahahaha! Now wouldn't that be a sight to see? LOL

originally posted by: dashen

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: ksiezyc


Wow! That is quite the compliment! I'm afraid with my back problems and nerve damage, I would only slow everyone down. I can never predict my pain level and am limited as to how much walking I can do. I will be with you all in spirit though, I promise! Hugs!

By the time we get to the bar and drinking spirits you wont be feeling anything at all, and most of us wont be able to do much walking either

Hahahaha! With my meds and drinking, I'd be feeling fine after two drinks.

originally posted by: Night Star
Ahahahaha! Now wouldn't that be a sight to see? LOL

It's either that or a giant papoose.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Ahahahaha! Now wouldn't that be a sight to see? LOL

It's either that or a giant papoose.

or a big baby bjorn

originally posted by: dashen
or a big baby bjorn

It's New York, no one would care.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I would care.

a reply to: Night Star

Lightweight.

Me too though.

Also just so you know I'm not in any kind of hurry, to get anywhere, ever. I'd take care of you. You wouldn't be a burden to me, you'd be a delight.

Also I want everyone to know that I, too, have a serious auto-immune disorder called Type 1 diabetes and that drugging my drinks (with roofies, perks, any serious drug really) could potentially have an adverse effect on my blood sugar levels and kill me almost immediately.

And I'm not really a good candidate for kidnapping either because my body is so needy and stuff and I could die if I'm not taken care of properly.

Just sayin... lol.

I'll be checking my blood sugar a lot and poking myself with needles and stuff all night (if you don't like blood or needles, let me know so I can notify you to look away, lol).

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I would care.

Which would make it even more delectable.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Tears of a defeated foe are great as sweetener in my morning coffee.

(actually it's just Kalua in a mug)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Tears of a defeated foe are great as sweetener in my morning coffee.

Almost up there with hostage tears.