My Friend Sold Me His Soul! Now What?

To my stubbornness and arrogance to believe in a God, Deity or The Soul has always kept me at an arm length of Religion. However, the unfortunate turns of events that transpired make me question my Philosophy and Metaphysics view on the subject matter.

So, it was an average boys night in beer, games and bbq, we were relaxing and then as usually guys get into the dating talk. One of my friends said "Man I need to start dating again etc", so me being the joker of the pack looked at him and said "This could be arranged at the price of one's soul". My other friend spat beer out of his mouth and started laughing, while jokingly saying "Come on if that were possible you'd have to be a Demon, in cahoots with a Demon or the Anti-Christ".

So, I shrugged and said in a jokingly diabolical voice "What if I am?" and then I looked towards my friend, and looked him in the eyes and said "If you take my hand you will forfeit your soul to me, a contract bound by blood that can not be broken. In return you will date at a Clooney like pace and women will lust for you". While trying to keep a serious face and trying not to lose my composure due to the laughter of my other two friends, I extended my hand towards my friend.

Now, when he took my hand and said "I accept these terms" I noticed something odd in the right side of my field of vision, I saw a Crow land to the right of us onto the lawn and began screech it almost sounded like a screech 3 times. Don't get me wrong it kind of scared the hell out of me, but I think it was attracted to the BBQ. However, could it also be possible that the Raven was part of this pact?

So, a week later believe it or not my friend began to date at a Clooney like pace and as the childish youth these days say "Score" multiple times at parties. It seems that I am now the proud owner of one soul, that is if theoretically souls actually exist.

After researching some information apparently in several religions, myths and supernatural circles Ravens and Crows are seen as Djiin, Demons and Shaman like beings etc.

I actually wonder what should I do now? Should I be buying more souls? If a Soul is real what does this mean for me since I now own another one?

originally posted by: TheChuckster
To my stubbornness and arrogance to believe in a God, Deity or The Soul has always kept me at an arm length of Religion. However, the unfortunate turns of events that transpired make me question my Philosophy and Metaphysics view on the subject matter.

So, it was an average boys night in beer, games and bbq, we were relaxing and then as usually guys get into the dating talk. One of my friends said "Man I need to start dating again etc", so me being the joker of the pack looked at him and said "This could be arranged at the price of one's soul". My other friend spat beer out of his mouth and started laughing, while jokingly saying "Come on if that were possible you'd have to be a Demon, in cahoots with a Demon or the Anti-Christ".

So, I shrugged and said in a jokingly diabolical voice "What if I am?" and then I looked towards my friend, and looked him in the eyes and said "If you take my hand you will forfeit your soul to me, a contract bound by blood that can not be broken. In return you will date at a Clooney like pace and women will lust for you". While trying to keep a serious face and trying not to lose my composure due to the laughter of my other two friends, I extended my hand towards my friend.

Now, when he took my hand and said "I accept these terms" I noticed something odd in the right side of my field of vision, I saw a Crow land to the right of us onto the lawn and began screech it almost sounded like a screech 3 times. Don't get me wrong it kind of scared the hell out of me, but I think it was attracted to the BBQ. However, could it also be possible that the Raven was part of this pact?

So, a week later believe it or not my friend began to date at a Clooney like pace and as the childish youth these days say "Score" multiple times at parties. It seems that I am now the proud owner of one soul, that is if theoretically souls actually exist.

After researching some information apparently in several religions, myths and supernatural circles Ravens and Crows are seen as Djiin, Demons and Shaman like beings etc.

I actually wonder what should I do now? Should I be buying more souls? If a Soul is real what does this mean for me since I now own another one?

You can start by giving on to Donald Trump.

You probably own nothing.. And your friend probably just got serious about dating again.
Maybe the whole 'sold my soul' thing was the motivation he needed?

God I need some of that motivation...
Would you like to be the proud owner of a mint condition, hardly used 1992 soul?

Guys and drinking: will it never end! The boasting and bragging. I can't believe a guy would give up his soul to get some dates. That's pretty bad desperation. Maybe you left off the part the women he dates have to be of Clooney's ability to attract perfect beauty, grace and intelligence. Okay, that's hard to find, especially depending on the guy and his attractiveness. So, in retrospect, if he's that "desperate" "wink" wink" it's probably worth it to him.

a reply to: TheChuckster

Souls are real. Have another get together and celebrate giving his soul back to him, seriously. A prayer would be nice.

STM

originally posted by: GreenGunther
You probably own nothing.. And your friend probably just got serious about dating again.
Maybe the whole 'sold my soul' thing was the motivation he needed?

God I need some of that motivation...
Would you like to be the proud owner of a mint condition, hardly used 1992 soul?

Very well!

What is it you wish for? Fame? Money? Women? Just Motivation? Specifics are key remember you don't want to be screwed over on a deal like this.

originally posted by: Justso
Guys and drinking: will it never end! The boasting and bragging. I can't believe a guy would give up his soul to get some dates. That's pretty bad desperation. Maybe you left off the part the women he dates have to be of Clooney's ability to attract perfect beauty, grace and intelligence. Okay, that's hard to find, especially depending on the guy and his attractiveness. So, in retrospect, if he's that "desperate" "wink" wink" it's probably worth it to him.

Oh, he's an average/good looking guy, recently finished university. Come to think of it I did leave that part of but he did bring 1 to a bar meet we had and she was pretty good looking. Still none the less humans are interesting, most are willing to sell their soul for anything

a reply to: Jahari

Trump is literally Hitler v2.0 hell he's quoting ideas from Mein Kampf as part of his policies, stuff like putting Muslims and other minorities on lists, making detention camps etc.

If he's elected which I doubt that he will be since it is the Whore which will rise in Babylon, although Trump could be a woman for all that we know?

*shivers* that is a terrifying thought.

originally posted by: TheChuckster

originally posted by: GreenGunther
You probably own nothing.. And your friend probably just got serious about dating again.
Maybe the whole 'sold my soul' thing was the motivation he needed?

God I need some of that motivation...
Would you like to be the proud owner of a mint condition, hardly used 1992 soul?

Very well!

What is it you wish for? Fame? Money? Women? Just Motivation? Specifics are key

remember you don't want to be screwed over on a deal like this.

Nice Post, and i must say a very interesting read.

I would probably add Egregore to that list though.

I myself, don't believe in spirits and souls, only here in this subliminal reality. and since i'm stuck here until that time, i try to understand it and learn from it, thus knowing in the end, it will cease like the wind on a after a storm. It's all good in the end.

what i wish for isn't fame fortune or money. It's a way out of this insane asylum we call Earth.

You write the coolest posts.

I vote you hold on to his soul for now. May come in handy.

Then YOU are a sinner, IF THAT doesn't matter the why do you ask?
SOULS aren't defined outside faith,so HOW do you think you did so?
Why do you have doormats for friends?

originally posted by: awareness10

originally posted by: TheChuckster

originally posted by: GreenGunther
You probably own nothing.. And your friend probably just got serious about dating again.
Maybe the whole 'sold my soul' thing was the motivation he needed?

God I need some of that motivation...
Would you like to be the proud owner of a mint condition, hardly used 1992 soul?

Very well!

What is it you wish for? Fame? Money? Women? Just Motivation? Specifics are key

remember you don't want to be screwed over on a deal like this.

Nice Post, and i must say a very interesting read.

I would probably add Egregore to that list though.

I myself, don't believe in spirits and souls, only here in this subliminal reality. and since i'm stuck here until that time, i try to understand it and learn from it, thus knowing in the end, it will cease like the wind on a after a storm. It's all good in the end.

what i wish for isn't fame fortune or money. It's a way out of this insane asylum we call Earth.

I want to say your release date would be in 7 years, but for all I know you could be a bit young still to get off this rock this soon.

I guess if I am right then enjoy it while it lasts?

p.s - This one is free of charge

a reply to: TheChuckster

souls are not ours to buy and sell. kind of like land.

the willingness to give up a soul can have a strong effect on ones psyche.

as far as procuring souls. you still only have the one that was given to.

all you did was create a construct that allowed someone to forsake the greatest gift ever given.

and that my friend is bad juju.

i suggest never doing it again

a reply to: TheChuckster

Basically, you are saying the guy's really horny. I've known too many of those who promise you anything for a night of "fun" then forget your name. (not personally of course!) But a soul could be a very valuable commodity, say, to find yourself the perfect woman; but be careful what you ask for; remember Helen of Troy.

originally posted by: Justso
a reply to: TheChuckster

Basically, you are saying the guy's really horny. I've known too many of those who promise you anything for a night of "fun" then forget your name. (not personally of course!) But a soul could be a very valuable commodity, say, to find yourself the perfect woman; but be careful what you ask for; remember Helen of Troy.

I don't need a woman in my life not really that passionate for love or any kind of lust. Although my mother keeps calling me from time to time asking when she'll see some kids or when I'll finally meet a nice girl.

I'm an observer of humanity, being human is interesting and observing humanity is very amusing

originally posted by: DOCHOLIDAZE1
a reply to: TheChuckster

souls are not ours to buy and sell. kind of like land.

the willingness to give up a soul can have a strong effect on ones psyche.

as far as procuring souls. you still only have the one that was given to.

all you did was create a construct that allowed someone to forsake the greatest gift ever given.

and that my friend is bad juju.

i suggest never doing it again

Bad juju is not really that juju as people think.

Also humanity is curious many are willing to forsaken a soul just about for anything it's a wacky concept

originally posted by: seentoomuch
a reply to: TheChuckster

Souls are real. Have another get together and celebrate giving his soul back to him, seriously. A prayer would be nice.

STM

If one is willing to forsaken such a beautiful gift, if indeed souls are as real as you say just for some lust. Then the real question should be - Are they worthy of keeping or even receiving such a gift?

a reply to: TheChuckster

I'd kiss you if i could THANKYOU lol.

WoooT 7 is my new lucky number

You know i've known since i was young i didnt belong to this planet, perhaps 'they're' really coming back this time

originally posted by: TheChuckster

originally posted by: seentoomuch
a reply to: TheChuckster

Souls are real. Have another get together and celebrate giving his soul back to him, seriously. A prayer would be nice.

STM

If one is willing to forsaken such a beautiful gift, if indeed souls are as real as you say just for some lust. Then the real question should be - Are they worthy of keeping or even receiving such a gift?

Yes, 'cause he's just out of school and hasn't thought about it in depth, but his subconscious has, clearly. You are damaging him in all future ventures whether you realize it or not. It's not what you believe, it's what he does at this point. At some level he believed you and sadly he trusts you. In time he'll go more in depth on this subject but right now hormones are ruling, that's all it is at this point. Your question is moot.

And souls are real, prayer up and find out. It gets better and better.

Now go have a get together and tell him you're giving it back 'cause you're a nice guy and he'll need it when he meets the one special girl.

STM

I would love to see how you collect on your debt when the day comes.

Your friends dies. So sorry. His soul arrives in Purgatory.

"Hello guys. I'm new here. Great to meet you all."

God and Satan enters the room and start to leaf through your friend's Book of life.

God: "Old Nick, looks like we have a problem. Apparently TheChuckster owns this soul."

Satan: "But... How... Wha...!?"

TheChuckster struts into purgatory like a boss.
"Yo dudes. I'm here to take what's mine. Sorry fools. This one belongs to me."
Casually tosses the soul into his backpack. "Later peeps!" Drops mic. Leaves purgatory with his friend's shiny, slightly used soul. Wonders what on earth he is going to do with the soul...