The Horror of Living in a Swing State

Tell me about it, totally sucks!!! All the ambiguous relationships, constantly being hit on by married people, having to question every time someone calls you "sweetie" (does that mean he wants to screw me? Is he hitting on me in front of his wife? Is she OK with that???) Total social nightmare.

What? You said swing STATE? Whoops, never mind, carry on.

Actually, I also pulled the plug on the ole TV. Idon't miss it. Programs always sucked. But if you insist onTV, aat least find a way to fast forward through commercials... And sports