Glass in a Sandwich

originally posted by: projectvxn
a reply to: Mrgone

I think you got the wrong poster.



I never made that insinuation.

Also the poster you'er referring to has been banned.

My sincerest apology. I'm posting from work and got lazy on reading the name of the poster. Just like i accused him of. Jeez. I'm a doofus.

a reply to: Mrgone

No worries man.. These kinds of miscommunications happen.

a reply to: projectvxn

This is the new normal. Welcome to the future.

A Glass Sandwich. Sound like some dodgy deviant porn stuff to me.

One time, eating at a restaurant I somehow got a large, thick toothpick broken on both ends and hidden in my club sandwich. When I bit into it, it penetrated the upper part of my gum. Nothing serious but it hurt and bled.

Now club sandwiches generally do come with toothpicks to keep the sandwich together. Normally, at this restaurant the sandwich is large and cut into fourths. Each sandwich has its own large toothpick as the sandwiches are very thick. Three of the sandwiches had their toothpicks and one didn't.

I just assumed the cook forgot it, ran out of them, etc. Like I said it was broken on booth ends and concealed inside the sandwich. Was it intentional? The only person that can answer that is the person who prepared it.

On another occassion, I ordered chicken wings at a small restaurant. I was the only customer there at the time. After the food came out I asked the waitress for some extra ranch. When she went to ask the cook for it, I got up to wash my hands in the restroom.

To get to the restroom, you have to pass by the kitchen. As I did, I heard the cook ask the waitress, "is this ranch for the cop?" When she said yes, I heard him "hocking a loogie" and start laughing.

I don't know if he did spit in it, but I told the waitress that I had heard the cook and would not eat the food. I then left.

This was probably about nine years ago. Due to those (potential intentional) incidents, I don't eat out at restaurants when in uniform. I always bring my lunch.

As a cop in todays political climate, I would definitely not eat anywhere in uniform unless you can see them make the food...

The probably put the glass in there themselves for attention or sympathy.

Heres my theory qbout the chinese restaurant and the meat with glass.

The chinese restaurant kitchen had a backdoor leading to the ally or rear loading lot.

Detrius from outside gets tracked in. Including chunks or car windshield glass.

A cook pulls a piece of meat out of the crate it falls on the ground.

Cook goes "oops" washes it off doesntvrealise a piece of glass is still imbeded.

It then gets cooked and served.

a reply to: projectvxn

That's quite amazing.. so great.

It actually gives me hope for humanity.

a reply to: TorqueyThePig

What happened to the times when police officers were respected members of the community?

So much has happened since then.. and it's a problem on both sides of the fence. It's a damned shame that police can't be expected to eat out without having to worry about people spitting in the food or doing other disgusting things.